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Post by Reynard »

We were testing to see if my death would spontaneously spawn a roc. Sadly, it did not. T_T
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Post by Landion »

Hrm, odd typo there.

"Nootau a molten boulder at you!"

Your name is now a new slang verb. "To Nootau: To sling violently, and without prior thought."
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Post by Reynard »

That still doesn't work. You need a subject. "a molten boulder" would make a better verb.
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chat hey hey!
[OOC - Fugitive Elizamor]: hey hey!

[OOC - Space Cow Jaster]: EWW!

chat T.T
[OOC - Fugitive Elizamor]: T.T

[OOC - Space Cow Jaster]: sorry, i had a 12 year old girl moment
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A gray-furred varwolf has been defeated.

A gray-furred varwolf slowly regains consciousness.

Zombie Waywolf! (Who is a girl by the way >.>)
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Post by Reynard »

Does this guy make anyone else think of Jaster?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulus_Hector_Mair
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[quote=Reynard]Does this guy make anyone else think of Jaster?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulus_Hector_Mair[/quote]


Ha! Yeah it does!
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Zero resemblance!
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[OOC - Geoman Nootau]: ..."You start to focus your mind in an attempt at channeling, but lose control of the channel as you are distracted by naughty thoughts about Lae.
http://i.imgur.com/SuO0Fej.gif
[FROM Rias (OOC)]: Jaster can now pick the lock on your bathroom door. I don't want any more details on that bug report.
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Bryce angrily says, "I will turn this horse RIGHT AROUND."
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I think we'd all appreciate if nobody elaborated any further on that.
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<.<;;

(Its not what what you think, honest!)
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Oh god, it's worse, isn't it?
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I plead the 5th.
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Post by Bryce »

ask jes for date
The horse thief Jessie doesn't seem too interested in talking about that.
Ouch.
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[OOC - Seniorita [sic] Acarin]: night
* Acarin has left the lands.
[OOC - Priestess Lae]: no ragequit, is he feeling okay?
I think.. Acarin might be feeling ill. His rage is no more!
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Soo Kian went AFK and I got bored of waiting...

(Evelyn puts Kian in her wagon.)

(I actually meant to ooc it but oh well I suck.)
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Kian quietly says, "You fish like a Dwaedn."
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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: :O Just realised. Evelyn is like a Dragonborn. FISH ROH DAH.



(A bit later)



Evelyn roars!

Evelyn giggles!

Evelyn's shiny brass-ringed fishing pole suddenly gets tugged forward!

Evelyn struggles against her catch in an attempt to reel it in!
Evelyn successfully reels in her catch, revealing it to be a small orange-striped perch!


[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: She keeps fish roh dahing the fish. Cheater. :|
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[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: and with that I'll call it a night
* You hear a deep bell toll in your mind, followed by the name "Acarin."

* Acarin just killed himself in a mad rage. Ouch.
* Acarin has left the lands.

* Acarin has joined the lands.
[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: seriously?
[OOC - Space Cow Jaster]: why can't you see that this is killing you!??
[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: as if I didn't die enough today...
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Post by Landion »

Ahhhh, I'm sad I missed it!

Maybe Acarin will share the messaging from his side of things. :)
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[quote=Landion]Ahhhh, I'm sad I missed it!

Maybe Acarin will share the messaging from his side of things. :)[/quote]

I would if I had it. I have this horrible tendency not to log anything, and then I regret it later. I think my messaging was basically the same though.

Now can some kind GM please fix my ragequit command... This is my fourth ragequit effect now and definitely my least favorite.

Seriously... can I go back to being a pretty princess?
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
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Awww, you mean you don't want to try it again? I really thought I got it right this time. /sadpanda
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Post by Acarin »

[quote=Landion]Awww, you mean you don't want to try it again? I really thought I got it right this time. /sadpanda[/quote]

The Landion giveth and he taketh away...
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
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Post by Acarin »

logged it this time:
[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: This is for you Landion!

EEng>
ragequit

RAAAAAAAGE QUIIIIIIIT!!

...ouch, your unnatural rage appears to have caused something to burst!
317 RAGEQUIT! damage to the head!
(energy -317)
Acarin has been defeated.

You've died! All your riln has dropped to the ground at the location of your death.

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Stone walls have been carved out and smoothed to create a circular chamber. Dark tendrils of shadow seem to flow about the room, the walls a sleek shiny black which glint in the low torchlight. At the center of the room the floor appears scorched a deep black, the burns tracing fluid patterns across the floor.
You have trouble seeing in the low light. The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice a dark hallway and an Acarin ear.
Obvious exits: none.


* You hear a deep bell toll in your mind, followed by the name "Acarin."


You find yourself cursing Landion's name as all fades to black...
* Acarin just killed himself in a mad rage. Ouch.
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
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Post by Landion »

Haha, sorry, but I can't read that without laughing. Even it if is like laughing at your own joke. :)
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