For Humor

Elizamor · Post by **Elizamor** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:38 pm

In the wooden storage crate you see an orange-painted wooden bucket, a large straight pine branch (x2), a well-balanced oak staff (x24), a well-balanced pine staff (x2), a pine staff (x2), a blue-white mushroom (x10), a spotted brown mushroom (x8), a short thick-handled walking stick, an oak staff, a handful of tinder (x5), a glowing green mushroom (x3), a cluster of glowing mushrooms, some firestones, some trousers, a wooden torch, a handful of raven feathers (x3), a well-crafted oak dussack (x13), a well-crafted oak rudis, a sinew bound bone-shard staff, a well-crafted copper longsword blade, a chunk of raw wolf meat (x67) and a chunk of raw bear meat (x94).

You gasp!

You beam happily!

You exclaim, "My lucky day!"

get meat
You remove a chunk of raw wolf meat from inside a wooden storage crate.

stow meat
You put a chunk of raw wolf meat into your backpack.

And it continues.....

Evelyn · Post by **Evelyn** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:21 pm

So I blame Lae for this... <3

Ramses waves.

st
You get up off a bench.
Roundtime: 1 second.

EEng>
hurl ram
You are now attempting to remain at ranged distance from hostiles.

You hurl an emberberry pie at Ramses!
An emberberry pie hurtles toward Ramses!Oops. That command execution failed. Please report this with the bug command using the following syntax: bug [bug info]
Example: bug I get an error when trying to use the LOAD verb with my flintlock.

Ramses just went west, riding a gray warhorse.

say Oh my
You say, "Oh my."

[OOC - Priestess Lae]: pie, dwaedn wyr style

I didn't knock him out the room but the thought is funny. xD

Post by **Rias** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:11 pm

That bug should be fixed. Incidentally, the pie would have been knocked aside due to him having either Aero or Hydro Shield up at the time.

Arphaxad · Post by **Arphaxad** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:51 pm

All you pie-wielders bow to the might of Ramses! For the sake of full disclosure, I did get hit by a pie eventually. On that note, one of the elemancer aids should clean off pie. Aero/Hydro or maybe both, but something.

Arphaxad

KianTheArcher · Post by **KianTheArcher** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:54 pm

If I recall correctly, spraying yourself with water cleans pie from you.

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:07 pm

You take a bite of your small apple pie.
The warm spiced jelly contrasts the bite of tart apples.

You hurl a small apple pie at Lae!
A small apple pie hurtles toward Lae!
Lae slaps the small apple pie out of the air with her hand!

Reynard · Post by **Reynard** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:28 pm

"[Witch], I don't want your pie."

Evelyn · Post by **Evelyn** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:05 am

I don't think Theo likes dogs.

The beastmaster Theodora throws a punch at a gray-furred varwolf! (M: 150 vs D:650)
Dodged!

Your gray-furred varwolf moves to defend itself!
A gray-furred varwolf tries to bite the beastmaster Theodora! (M: 725 vs D:620)
Dodged!
EWMEng>
The beastmaster Theodora throws a punch at a gray-furred varwolf! (M: 150 vs D:650)
Dodged!
The beastmaster Theodora throws a punch at a gray-furred varwolf! (M: 150 vs D:650)
Dodged!

Your gray-furred varwolf moves to defend itself!
A gray-furred varwolf claws at the beastmaster Theodora! (M: 725 vs D:620)
11 rake damage to the left arm!
A gray-furred varwolf claws at the beastmaster Theodora! (M: 725 vs D:620)
13 rake damage to the right arm!

l theo
Theodora is a broad-shouldered woman with shoulder-length strawberry-blonde hair and green eyes. She has a round, sweet face smudged with dirt and high cheekbones.
Her right arm is scraped. (bandaged)
Her left arm is scraped. (bandaged)
Her right hand is scraped. (bandaged)

Don't try to punch Eve's dog. >.>

Post by **Rias** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:17 am

Pbbtbbt. That was a bug and it's been fixed. Let's say it never happened.

Evelyn · Post by **Evelyn** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:46 am

I bandaged her up!

Didn't realize it was a bug it just amused me. xD Thanks for fixing it!

Ayra · Post by **Ayra** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:08 pm

[OOC - Ayra]: ne
[OOC - A Pointy Spearhead]: sw
[OOC - Gunslinger Bryce]: ns
[OOC - Ayra]: oops.. *blush*
[OOC - Fluffy Ameris]: Soooo neee?
[OOC - Gunslinger Bryce]: Wait. Crap.
[OOC - A Pointy Spearhead]: hehe Bryce
[OOC - Priestess Lae]: I totally read plush and was wondering why you were plush..
[OOC - Fluffy Ameris]: I think Bryce just spliced. :<
[OOC - Ayra]: haha
[OOC - Gunslinger Bryce]: I splinched myself.
[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: One does not simply screech into Corvus.
[OOC - Fluffy Ameris]: One takes a big fireball and blows one's way in!
[OOC - Ayra]: That sounds painful...

Collins · Post by **Collins** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:15 am

ROC MADNESS

I cut out a lot of room extras, but you get the ideas.

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)
Scattered pine trees have managed to grow in this harsh environment amid the scattered red spires. The road continues weaving amid the beautiful spires all along the mountain pass.
The lighting here is noticeably bright. The area is mostly quiet.
Also here: a roc, your gray warhorse (lightly wounded, ridden by yourself, drenched) and your scruffy attendant (lightly wounded).
Obvious paths: west, east.

You urge your gray warhorse into charging toward a roc!
Dodged!
(energy -5)
Roundtime: 6 seconds.

A roc beats its massive wings, stirring up an exceptionally strong wind!
A scruffy attendant falls to the ground!
A gray warhorse is sent hurtling eastward!
You are knocked from your gray warhorse!
2 crush damage - to the left foreleg!
(energy -2)
You are sent hurtling eastward!

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

You land on the ground with a crash!
5 crush damage -- to the right eye, somewhat deflected by a steel-spiked black burgonet.
(energy -5)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

You sigh.

A gray warhorse stands up.

You stand up.
Roundtime: 1 second.

A scruffy attendant comes hurtling in from the west and lands on the ground with a crash!
6 crush damage - to the chest, barely deflected by a thick leather tunic.

You hop up onto the back of the gray warhorse. Yeehaw!
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

You laugh!

You ride your gray warhorse west.

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

A roc beats its massive wings, stirring up an exceptionally strong wind!
A gray warhorse falls to the ground!
You fall from your gray warhorse!
1 crush damage -- to the abdomen, somewhat deflected by a masterfully-crafted iron cuirass.
(energy -1)
You are struck by hurricane-force winds!
You are sent hurtling eastward!

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

You land on the ground with a crash!
8 crush damage -- to the right arm, somewhat deflected by some masterfully-crafted iron vambraces.
(energy -8)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

You sigh.

You stand up.

>west

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

(Warhorse is now gone, only a roc in the room. Oh well, I'll just attack it. I wonder where my warhorse went?)

A roc moves to seize you in its massive talons!
You dodge out of the way!

(Type stop to stop auto-battling.)
You swing a masterfully-forged celestium greataxe with an electrum haft at a roc! (M: 1667 vs D:1400)
69 hack damage to the abdomen!
(energy -5)
Roundtime: 6 seconds.

A roc beats its massive wings, stirring up an exceptionally strong wind!
A scruffy attendant is sent hurtling eastward!
You are sent hurtling northwestward!

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

You land on the ground with a crash!
9 crush damage -- to the head, somewhat deflected by a steel-spiked black burgonet.
(energy -9)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

A scruffy attendant just arrived, following you.

A scruffy attendant joins you.

A roc soars in high above and releases its grip on someone, allowing them to fall countless feet to the ground!
a gray warhorse lands in a heap on the ground!
73 crush damage to the abdomen!

(Oh there he is.)

You stare.

You say, "Poor horse."

A roc just arrived.

A gray warhorse stands up.

A roc beats its massive wings, stirring up an exceptionally strong wind!
A gray warhorse is sent hurtling southeastward!
A scruffy attendant is sent hurtling downward!
You are sent hurtling southeastward!

(At this point I decide... Time to RETREAT! I run around and find my horse...)

Also here: your gray warhorse (severely wounded, exhausted, lying down) and your scruffy attendant (moderately wounded).
Obvious paths: northwest, east.

(Oh Crap...my horse is going to die...)

A roc arrives.

A roc moves to seize you in its massive talons!
A roc seizes you in its massive talons and lifts you high into the air, soaring off!

[Stone Canyon, Red Pass] (OutMtDt)

A roc releases its grip on you, allowing you to fall countless feet to the ground!
You land in a heap on the ground!
30 crush damage -- to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some masterfully-crafted iron greaves.
(energy -30)
A roc just arrived.

Roundtime: 10 seconds.

You exclaim, "Really!?"

A roc lunges at you with a sharp beak! (M: 1450 vs D:480 P:417)
10 pierce damage -- to the left leg, greatly deflected by some masterfully-crafted iron greaves.
(energy -10)

At this point I ran away like a coward. Wow.

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:38 am

Epic.

Post by **Rias** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:40 am

You got roced.

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:41 am

Darnit, Rias! Why didn't I think of that?

Reynard · Post by **Reynard** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:58 am

I wanna roc. D=

Nootau · Post by **Nootau** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:06 am

** Nootau hands Reynard a small rock.

Post by **Rias** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:59 am

You should have handed him an electric guitar.

Elizamor · Post by **Elizamor** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:27 pm

(Changing combat position to Engage)
You spring from hiding to attack!
** Your attack on Lae is intercepted by Jaster! **
You move to attack Jaster, but she quickly tumbles out of the way and springs to her feet!

I see Jaster is a girl again

Post by **Rias** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:55 am

[ESP-GRAY - Evelyn]: Miss Lae doesn't duel she's a lady.

[ESP-GRAY - Evelyn]: I'll duel you though!

Evelyn · Post by **Evelyn** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:07 am

You swipe a massive bear-paw at a shaggy bison! (M: 490 vs D:0)
7 crush damage - to the head!
29 rake damage - to the head!
Face nearly completely ripped off. Gotcher nose!
A shaggy bison has been defeated.
You glory in your victory over your opponent!
(energy +5)

This made me giggle!

Lae · Post by **Lae** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:00 pm

Nootau points his alder staff at a deranged poacher while channeling extra energy into the staff!
Nootau hurls a molten boulder at a deranged poacher.
A molten boulder hurtles toward a deranged poacher. (R: 250 vs D:215)
45 heat damage to the left eye!
63 crush damage to the left eye!
Eyeball smashed, crushing the entire socket!
A deranged poacher has been defeated.

The molten boulder explodes, sending debris in all directions!

You say, "Mister Poacher."

You say, "I liked you."

a deranged poacher stands up.

You say, "It's a ZOMBIE."

You exclaim, "Run!"

Evelyn · Post by **Evelyn** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:07 pm

So funny!

Reynard · Post by **Reynard** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:45 pm

Nootau just arrived, his armor clanking.
Nootau puts a steel greathelm on his head.
Nootau removes an alder staff from his pole harness.
Nootau's hands glow with amber light.
Nootau's hands glow with amber light.

Nootau points his alder staff at you while channeling extra energy into the staff!
Nootau a molten boulder at you!
A molten boulder hurtles toward you! (R: 502 vs D:153)
59 heat damage to the right eye!
(energy -59)
52 crush damage to the right eye!
(energy -52)
Eyeball smashed, crushing the entire socket!
Reynard has been defeated.

Nootau · Post by **Nootau** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:50 pm

You asked me to do that!