For Humor

[Dorn]

Dorn glances over at Zeel, "Hmph. Bone?"
Zeel exclaims, "Me!"
Dorn blandly says, "Your... yes. Not an offer."

[Gorth]

Why would we give her this power?

Eirlys offers to give some fuzzy rainbow-striped wool socks to Eirwen.
The sense of supernatural resolve fades, leaving you feeling slightly timid for a moment.

[esthy]

This is from a very old log. A moment that should not be forgotten. It happened during a very chaotic party.

Dunkin arrives from the northeast.
Vlora puts a copper-tipped pine dart with hawk-feather flights on the dark stained pine bar that is in the room.
Zeldryn stares at Caleb.
Vlora removes a roughly sewn skin bagpipe from a round pine table.
Speaking to Hidenari, you exclaim, "Not in my ca- oh really!"
Muuno asks, "Why'd (hic) lay down?"
Brandt agrees with Hidenari.
Dunkin sticks out his chin and makes a rude hand gesture with both hands!
Vlora begins playing a marching tune on her roughly sewn skin bagpipe with decent style and solid technique.
You blink.
Dunkin gazes at Vlora and deliberately raises his hand to salute Vlora with a rude gesture.
Dunkin heads northeast.

[Bryce]

You also notice a small firewood teepee.
Also here:
Chase (group, ridden by yourself)
Obvious exits: out.

You dismount from Chase.

light teep
You're going to need something to light it with.

count firestones
You don't appear to have any items matching the description "firestones".

::SAY:: You angrily exclaim, "Jaaassterrrr!!"

::EMOTE:: Bryce raises a fist in fury!

[Gorth]

Calm Down!

A rotting hill guardian trudges in through deep snow from the southwest, carrying a quarterstaff, covered in snow.
A rotting hill guardian swings at a spectral watcher with its pine quarterstaff! Melee(d375):309 vs Dodge(d137):76 = 233 (62%)
0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
A spectral watcher floats southwest through deep snow.
A spectral watcher floats in through deep snow from the southwest.
A rotting hill guardian swings at a spectral watcher with its pine quarterstaff! Melee(d375):129 vs Dodge(d137):116 = 13 (3%)
0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Snowflakes drift down lightly from the sky.
A rotting hill guardian swings a quarterstaff at a spectral watcher, feinting high! Off(d320)(+1x):278 vs Def(d200):114 = 164 (51%)
a spectral watcher falls for the ruse, moving to avoid a blow that never came!
A rotting hill guardian swings at a spectral watcher with its pine quarterstaff! Melee(d375):193 vs Dodge(d137(-1x)):39 = 154 (41%)
0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
Followup swing! 0 bludgeon damage (0%) (body)
A spectral watcher floats northwest through deep snow.

[Tumbleweed]

(Your head wound has completely healed.)

Chunks of rock crash down from above!

A large rock falls toward you! Rock(d400):118 vs Avoid(d100(+1x)):63 = 55 (13%)
You are struck in the head!
28 crush damage (50%) (head, helmet)

One of those days.

[Vazbol]

Cleaned up a bit, but this never gets old to witness.


Metztli haughtily says, "I require only the finest of skewers of the purest of gold."
Metztli snickers.
Metztli removes some tanned salamander fur (large) from in a wooden leather-tanning tub.
Metztli carefully examines some tanned salamander fur (large).
You stare.
Neyah tries to respond, mouth flapping several times. headshaking, she denies Metztli, "We all know you're supposed to use a useful metal wastefully. Maybe some riversteel skew- Why is that fuzzy?"
Metztli says, "Curious. The tanning process seems to have raised the fine impurities of the skin to resemble fur..."

[Jaster]

You also notice a small firewood teepee.
Also here:
Chase (group, ridden by yourself)
Obvious exits: out.

You dismount from Chase.

light teep
You're going to need something to light it with.

count firestones
You don't appear to have any items matching the description "firestones".

::SAY:: You angrily exclaim, "Jaaassterrrr!!"

::EMOTE:: Bryce raises a fist in fury!

Lololol.

[Frisbee]

First time out with a hurled weapon, so this surprised me. Truly Aphraen's child to the core, this one.

You don't have anything to hurl!
(You can use container set to set your default hurled container. Any hurlable items in the container will automatically be retrieved and hurled.)
Okay, your default hurled container is now a heavy canvas backpack (open).
[+0.025 Stealth practice]
[GoodMorale:1, ArmorHinder:-1]
You hurl a soft feather-stuffed black linen pillow embroidered with a silver sword and crescent moon at a restless skeleton! Ranged(d101)(+0.15x):2 vs Dodge(d175):83 = -81 (-80%)
missed!