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Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:37 pm

Somebody died here....

[Plains] (OutWldPlGrDt) [semiarid]
Green grass and tall plantlife cover the sun baked ground, stretching out across the wilderness.
The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice some riln.
Also here: a shaggy bison (lightly wounded, gore-spattered, bloody) and your lustrous dark gray warhorse (ridden by yourself).
Obvious paths: west, northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest.

Massive and covered in a thick, shaggy brown coat of fur, the bison appears to be a beast best not trifled with. Two wickedly sharp horns on either side of its head curve forward, ready to drive away any foolish enough to anger this creature.
Its neck is lightly damaged.
Its chest is scraped.
Its abdomen is scraped.
It has an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow, an arrow and an arrow lodged in it.
It is covered in gore!
It is covered in blood!

It was a bloody battle....

Acarin · Post by **Acarin** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:47 pm

[OOC - Pseudo-Pharmacist Acarin]: There have been rumblings about a few but the to-do list of CLOK is long and mysterious
[OOC - Pseudo-Pharmacist Acarin]: and also long.
[OOC - Shadowling Kiyaani]: and also mysterious
[OOC - Lawbreaker Lalora]: And mysteriously long.
[OOC - Shadowling Kiyaani]: and long mysterious
[OOC - Lawbreaker Lalora]: Longly mysterious?

River · Post by **River** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:26 pm

Baeden-i just met you, and this is craazy, but it looks like an error, bug it maybe

Lysse · Post by **Lysse** » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:19 pm

This is a sentence that I never thought I'd type.

Speaking to Faylen, you say, "Snow yeti. It gave me a wagon. Then climbed one of the towers at Dusklamp."

Kiyaani · Post by **Kiyaani** » Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:48 pm

Watch out, Faylen. Your secret admirer yeti seems to be back!

faylen · Post by **faylen** » Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:32 pm

Haha! Think you have me mixed up with Karasi. I have yet to have roleplay with a yeti, but that is amusing.

Orris · Post by **Orris** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:04 am

[ESP-GRAY - Gray]: Quit.
* Lum has left the lands.

Not the funniest thing in the world, but I didn't want this thread to die!

Kent · Post by **Kent** » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:11 pm

[ESP-GRAY - Ocean-Blue]: Good afternoon!
[ESP-GRAY - Gunmetal-Gray]: Good morning.
[ESP-GRAY - Night-Blue]: *grunts in greeting*.
[ESP-GRAY - Night-Blue]: Float thing. Make cold. Spear not hurt.
[ESP-GRAY - Ocean-Blue]: Need help?
[ESP-GRAY - Ocean-Blue]: Sounds like a nethrim.
[ESP-GRAY - Night-Blue]: They float away. But cold now.
[ESP-GRAY - Ocean-Blue]: Where?
[ESP-GRAY - Gunmetal-Gray]: It may be just the weather that's making you cold.
[ESP-GRAY - Night-Blue]: No. Floaty thing with face made Brynja cold.
[ESP-GRAY - Gunmetal-Gray]: Oh.

Vertebrate · Post by **Vertebrate** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:25 pm

Float thing make me cold and spear not hurt, but they melt when land on tongue

Makkah · Post by **Makkah** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:56 pm

You climb up onto the back of your hulking pale gray warhorse.
(energy -15)
Roundtime: 2 seconds.

EMAvdGrBd>

You feel fully rested.

An enthusiastic party-goer just arrived.

A Shadgard constable just arrived from the east.
A Shadgard constable is followed in by a droopy-eared tan bloodhound.

An enthusiastic party-goer cheers!

An enthusiastic party-goer pulls the string of a confetti popper!
The confetti popper explodes with a bang, causing confetti to spray forth and cover you from head to toe!

An enthusiastic party-goer just went south.

[ESP-GRAY - Auburn]: The hell?

Post by **Jirato** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:03 pm

So, a player was having an issue with branches/staves, and I was attempting to reproduce the bug infront of him. I forage a branch and get my dagger out and carve it, test around a bit and then put my dagger back. After further investigation I try again, but this time I decide to utilize the "automatically grab the first available dagger it can find" feature...

carve
You retrieve an infested carrier from your folded black leather toolkit.
You carve away at your medium straight alder branch with your infested carrier, removing the rough layer of bark.

Bryce · Post by **Bryce** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:41 pm

You exclaim, "Ah aaam like unto a lock-pickin' GOD!"
Kiyaani shakes her head at you.
You have just been granted the temporary suffix title: the Humble Lockpicking God

Orris · Post by **Orris** » Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:50 am

You come out of hiding.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
A writhing black spirit glances at you as you emerge from your hiding spot.
EWAvdC>
You head south.

I was running and screaming like a little girl.

Laroremas · Post by **Laroremas** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:43 pm

You have no sense of time, location, or even awareness.
The area is completely silent.
You also notice a large dark metal bell.
Also here: a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly and a nightmare fly.
Obvious exits: none.

@

[DEAD]>
A nightmare fly launches itself from Elystole's right hand.
A nightmare fly just arrived.

A nightmare fly launches itself from Ardor's neck.
A nightmare fly just arrived.

** Ardor falls unconscious!

A nightmare fly launches itself from Ardor's left foot.
A nightmare fly just arrived.

A nightmare fly launches itself from Elystole's right foot.
A nightmare fly just arrived.

** Elystole falls unconscious!

A nightmare fly launches itself from Ardor's right leg.
A nightmare fly just arrived.

You have no sense of time, location, or even awareness.
The lighting here is noticeably bright. The area is completely silent.
You also notice a large dark metal bell.
Also here: a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly, a nightmare fly and a nightmare fly.
Obvious exits: none.

Collins · Post by **Collins** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:04 am

Apparently Rias is trying to give us his take on what hell must be like?

Post by **Noctere** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:20 am

*When trying to pour a bottle of tanning solution on a pelt*

pur bot on pelt
You purr.

Lysse · Post by **Lysse** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:44 am

Noctere wrote:*When trying to pour a bottle of tanning solution on a pelt*

pur bot on pelt
You purr.

I've accidentally purred on Lysse because of something like that, more often than I'd like to admit.

Makkah · Post by **Makkah** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:49 am

==========================

Users currently connected:

Bryce
Spearhead
Stranger

==========================
EAvdGrBd>
chat the 3 amigos
[CHAT - Super Eye Spearhead]: the 3 amigos

EAvdGrBd>
chat a gunner, a masked-man and a drunk
[CHAT - Super Eye Spearhead]: a gunner, a masked-man and a drunk

[CHAT - Stranger]: Sounds like a good western.

chat hell yea
[CHAT - Super Eye Spearhead]: hell yea

Bryce · Post by **Bryce** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:20 pm

Yes, Spearhead is now a Ninja-Mercenary hybrid. That's best image I could find containing both armor and a facemask. Why is Stranger a drunk?

Makkah · Post by **Makkah** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:17 pm

Lol that's awesome. Double ha-ha if you really thought Stranger was "drunk" in that.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:52 pm

I like that! You people are silly. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go try to raise Stranger's drinking skill.

Post by **Lun** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:46 pm

A shadowy figure stabs at a fungus-covered merchant's head with berry pie! (Off: 1584 vs Def: 125)

Pie is dangerous.

Acarin · Post by **Acarin** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:55 pm

You leap out from hiding to attack!
You slash at a fungus-covered merchant's neck with berry pie! (Off: 1467 vs Def: 133)
You cut deep into a fungus-covered merchant's neck!
A fungus-covered merchants throat begins bleeding!
89 slash damage to the neck!
(energy -8)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Yeah it is!

Kiyaani · Post by **Kiyaani** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:56 pm

Ok... who is baking pies with razor blades in them?

Acarin · Post by **Acarin** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:57 pm

Me. Obviously.

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