CLOK BBS

Due to overwhelmingly negative response of my earlier post, and some people thinking it was some sort of joke, I've talked it over with the others and decided we can make a one-time exception and allow people to join the new guild, Sisterhood of the Fist and keep their current gender.

The Sisterhood of the Fist guild headquarters will be located in the newly opened Brawler's Teahouse, northwest of Haiban, which will be considered a "Girls Only" area. Please speak with the Brawler Arlena at the Teahouse to request conversion from brofist to sissyfist.

Also, the Brawler's Retreat will now be considered a "No Girls Allowed" zone. If you are female and happen to be renting an inn room there, please let me know so that I can make sure you can get a refund and have any items returned to you.

So, the sister fisters are also going to have mandatory elegance lessons on proper manners I assume? Books on the head while walking and whatnot. Drinking tea with a pinkie up, proper spoons for soups.

Finally you guys stop supporting the patriarchy. About time. Time to come back as a burly brawler.

Will there a guild-specific ability that allows one to remove one's shoe and use it as a missile? Targets can only be of the male variety, of course.

Guild Ability: [witch]-slap.

Uising her brawlers reflexes, the sisterhood member executes an open-handed palm strike to the side of a male attacker's face. The target will be debuffed with a new debuff: Teary Eyes. The results of this buff would be stun-time because, I mean, what just happened bro? Also, the target would take a perception loss because of the tears. Also, his actions would be slightly lower on al counts due to self-contiousness and convincing everyone around that, "I'm not cryin, man."

I should state that, if I have offended anyone I appologise. was meant for a laugh.

I think this one was obvious enough where I don't have to say it, but, April Fools!

Explains why you weren't answering my questions about if I could join as a new character or if I had to have an existing brawler character! :P