CLOK BBS

Trying to lighten up the mood around here. Submit your requests that you would actually like but don't expect to get implemented, just for fun.

Whitewater Rafting in Stone Canyon.
The option to pee on small fires to extinguish them.
Sledding in hill areas with snow.
NPC heart levels and dating. ( I know this Hyra slinger woman).
Logging out while drunk makes your character stay around for a while and do random things that you have no recollection of when you log back in.

WarDonkey

Giant War Dog mount.

Nature spell that sends bees to attack the target, inflicting tiny poison damage.

Being able to hit people with my umbrella

A dunwyr/haiban girl romance

Stardew Valley Clok expansion (Coop, Barn, Home expansions, in addition to NPC relations.)

Animal husbandry, little monsters we can catch, collect, and battle, a new starting town for people who wish to live in the void of death, marzipan lots of marzipan.

Bodkin stone heads, the ability to permanantly tame wild animals with a bit of cooldown, poison or sleep powder dusted arrows (lol), fish dishes and more cookable menues, the ability to craft chains (weapons, armors and just normal chains) and shackles, something about tailoring (not leatherworking), the ability to craft certain size of bow rather than just flatbows, taint prevention potion (in case you get raised by a rook while on this potion, you have much less chance to get the taint). Wait wiat, I should stop rambling for now shouldn't I?

I would love to be able to hit Bryce over the head with my wooden spoon.

Knappable flatware, cutlery, and dishes. For those famous, fancy Dunwyr Dinner Parties.

Lysse wrote:For those famous, fancy Dunwyr Dinner Parties.

We need to have more of those, I'll bring my cooking stone.

Alcohol making! (brewing, distillation)
Changing my contraption into something with a purpose.
More magic!

Makkah wrote:Changing my contraption into something with a purpose.

I still think we oughta have a powwow so some of us "newer" players could help you figure out what it is.

jilliana wrote:

Makkah wrote:Changing my contraption into something with a purpose.

I still think we oughta have a powwow so some of us "newer" players could help you figure out what it is.

Oh, we all know what it really is... straight from Adam and Eve's Imports.

And my completely absolutely outrageously serious suggestion is one I've said once, and a million, times. So I'm not afraid to say it again:

Parchment eating.

Picture it. A world where you never have to burn that incriminating post with your awesome steampunk lighter ever again. NOM NOM NOM!

GMs, hear my cry, I'll never not play CLOK again without this feature (As will not anyone else). So get working, you bums.

Rilnomancy. Damage scales with how much money you have in your account, 1 damage per 1000 gold, no upper limit.

Doggies!

I want to be able to have a varhound, too.

Shampoo and conditioner.

preiman wrote:Animal husbandry, little monsters we can catch, collect, and battle

So you want to be a Pokemon trainer? Barbaric.

I was speaking of a much honored Giganti tradition. I know nothing of this Pokemon of which you speak.

I also want a game board I can use my figurines collection with.

I've always found it pretty amusing that we have hoofpicks and combs for horses because grooming materials for humans aren't exactly readily available. :)

I think we should have back massaging robots.

Gun-lances.
Horse barding for harbingers.

Dorn wrote:Horse barding for harbingers.

more work on the harbingers in general would be nice!

Bar brawling - headbutting, biting, bottles over the head, chair swinging. Ability to pour liquid containers over someone's head or throw them in someone's face.

And most of all, a "screw you monks" ability for rooks and tainted individuals that allows you to refuse healing from the NPC monks in infirmaries when you\'re going to get bandaged by the apothecary. I don't know if they heal tainted but it really ticks off my Rook.

They don't heal tainted. Normal trance healing won't target anyone who's tainted so you don't have to worry.

Sad to see this thread sort of died down...so I'll revive it.

I do love the idea of being able to throw a drink in someone's face/over their head. I'll also add being able to push a pie into someone's face so I can do that to Bryce.

Melee flaring with combined elemancies (I wish to be sir lightning fists)

Chainsaw variant of intensely frozen nether with high speed spins and teeth. (Weaponized disc, basically)

Personal manservants created with nether and machinery

Wild mounts to be tamed, including fantasy ones such as unicorns.

Horses actually dying on death. Pls.

Air Balloons steered by air elemancers, but otherwise as normal

Gambling showboat that travels through the rivers

Tri-wielding (two hands, plus TEETH)

Mutagens, potions that permanently disfigure or enhance, (or both) your character in some way. Example: gaining a pair of claws, fangs, fur coat, third arm able to hold items but not attack, oversized nose, massively mutated eyes that see in the dark but have perception penalties for bright light, over enhanced limbs, and many more.

Psionic abilities related to telekinesis

Tinkers who create a machine through the most extensive crafting process possible to serve as their personal companion or combatant, depending on what parts are added

Semi-permanent limb loss upon taking heavy amount of damage to a limb

Ridable chocobos and drakolins

Drakolin slayer guild. Inbibes blood of drakolins and similar while practicing secret rituals to form draconic traits and abilities used mainly for the slaying of drakolin, or the closest version they can find (snakes, salamanders, rock lizards, etc)

The ability to play as a sentient animal. Preferably roc.

Elemancer launch pads as per university, but tilted and remade for travel and amusement.