CLOK BBS

Some GM's were in stealth mode tonight and got a little more than they bargained for...

A werewolf suddenly throws its head back and emits a terrible howl!
Feelings of deep fear and desperation fill your mind!

Landion flees northwestward in fear!

Rias flees northwestward in fear!

"Bravely ran away away..."

Pbbtbtbbtbtbbt.

"Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat..."

Freaking werewolves...

[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: i earn my titles by talking about fecal matter

I found this both satisfying and hilarious:

A gleeful ambusher springs from hiding to attack!
(Forcing combat position to Engage.)
(energy -1)
Anticipating an attack from a gleeful ambusher, you quickly tumble out of harm's way and spring to your feet!

kick
You kick at a gleeful ambusher! (M: 180 vs D:100 P:100)
12 crush damage to the head!
The ambusher runs off, swearing and yelling "It's only practice!"

Boot to the head!

[OOC - Vagabond Bryce]: I'm a man on a mission.

[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: why, you have to poop?

I'm going to make it on this thread alot. Speaking of alots... (BRYCE) http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html

Typical Rias....

[OOC - DEV Rias]: Oh, well in that case!

(Type stop to stop auto-mining.)
You continue mining, working on a turquoise vein with your pickaxe.
Roundtime: 10 seconds.

(energy -6)
EMEng>
Rias swings a nerf bat at you! (M: 125098 vs D:309 P:168)
0 foam damage to the abdomen!
Rias swings a nerf bat at you! (M: 125098 vs D:309 P:168)
0 foam damage to the right leg!

Rias swings a nerf bat at you! (M: 125098 vs D:309 P:168)
0 foam damage to the back!
Rias swings a nerf bat at you! (M: 125098 vs D:309 P:168)
0 foam damage to the left arm!
Rias kicks a clump of dust at you! (Off: 100099 vs Def: 51)
A direct hit to the face!
You draw back, squinting and blinking in an attempt to clear your eyes.
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

[OOC - Shadowtamer River]: mules are unpretty by nature

[OOC - Shadowtamer River]: as well as sterile

[OOC - Crazy Eddie]: Good point. I don't want a depressed pack beast as well!

Jaster says, "You dolt."

Beniah asks, "What?"

Jaster kicks a clump of dirt at Beniah! (Off: 1077 vs Def: 102)
A direct hit to the face!
Beniah draws back, squinting and blinking in an attempt to clear his eyes.

Beniah pulls the trigger of his steel-barreled revolver.
Beniah fires a lead shot at Jaster! (R: 118 vs D:764)
Dodged!

Beniah laughs!

Beniah manages to blink the debris clear of his eyes.

Beniah says, "Ops.."

Beniah grins.

Jaster says, "You stole from a man who had a wife and children to feed."

Beniah asks, "Me?"

(left room for a moment)

Jaster says, "No, it was you. It was unmistakable."

Beniah says, "Nope."

Beniah says, "Wrong guy."

Beniah turns to Jaster.

Beniah exclaims, "Not me!"

Beniah shakes his head.

Beniah says, "I've never stolen a thing in my life.."

(River coughs and say yeah right)

Beniah nods.

Jaster says, "I ran into the poor goodwife, carrying a swaddled child in her hands. She said a behemoth of a man reached in her husbands pockets and took the riln he had earned for dinner tonight."

Mave laughs!

Beniah turns toward you.

Beniah waves his hand dismissively.

You say, "It's like the kettle calling the pot black."

Beniah nods to you.

Beniah exclaims, "Yeah!"

Beniah turns to Jaster.

Beniah says, "You probably did it.."

Speaking to Beniah, Jaster says, "The whole family could have gone hungry."

Beniah exclaims, "And are trying to throw me under the horse!"

Jaster glares at Beniah.

Jaster says, "I'm a responsible thief. I know how to choose my marks, and I certainly don't steal from the poor."

Speaking to Jaster, Beniah says, "Look, just becaseu you got caught, don't blame this on me."

Beniah nods to Jaster.

Jaster says, "No matter.."

Beniah nods to you.

Speaking to Beniah, Jaster says, "Just don't let me catch you taking from those who really need it anymore."

Beniah exclaims, "You dont catch me doin' nothin!"

Beniah asks, "And if you do, what then?"

Beniah peers quizzically at Jaster.

Beniah grins.

Beniah nods.

Speaking to Beniah, Jaster says, "I'll hit you where the sun doesn't shine, and you won't see it coming."

Beniah scoffs at Jaster.

Mave snickers.

Beniah says, "You can't even reach up to where my sun dont shine, little fella."

Jaster says, "I don't have to reach."

Jaster says, "Besides, I can do this."

Jaster leaps upward and performs a smooth flip, landing back on his feet with nary a sound.

Beniah says, "Ooo."

Beniah says, "Fancy."

Beniah nods to Jaster.

Jaster says, "Surely I can reach your groin."

Beniah exclaims, "For a girl!"

It's always the [url=clok.contrarium.net/img/lisa_demons.png]quiet ones[/url] who end up being involved in the really creepy stuff.

You are holding a wavy-bladed iron kris in your right hand and a thing in your left hand.
You are wearing a debonair dual-feathered hat, some dark tinted spectacles, a sleek black wool scarf, a black oilcloth satchel, a shoulder powderhorn, a black oilcloth backpack, a rune-embroidered forest green cloak, a supple leather vest, some leather vambraces (battered), a pair of bronze-knuckled fingerless caestus, a deep red ruby ring, a leather utility belt, a belt holster, a black oilcloth pouch, a leather locksmith kit, some thick leather pants (scuffed), some black cotton socks and a pair of supple leather shoes.

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

Rias says, "So inappropriate."

You wave your thing around.

You laugh!

You say, "I didn't even notice until you said that."

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

The world spins wildly around you until it's nothing but an indiscernable blur. A moment later the spinning stops to reveal you are in a completely different place.

[Shadgard Jail, Cell] (InRk)
This cell is spacious, but scantily-furnished. Some battered cots lie along the stone walls, none too close to a pit in one corner. A small amount of light filters in through a barred window set in a sturdy iron-bound door in the west wall.
You have trouble seeing in the low light. The area is completely silent.
Obvious exits: none.

You wave your thing around.

[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: i have to go around doing this to people

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

You wave your thing around.

Rias cracks a leather whip at you! (M: 100224 vs D:806)
1 slash damage -- to the left hand, somewhat deflected by a pair of bronze-knuckled fingerless caestus.
(energy -1)
Rias tugs on his leather whip, yanking your left hand forward forecfully and causing you to lose your grip on your thing!
Your thing falls to the ground!

Rias picks up a thing.

Rias says, "No idea where this came from."

Rias exclaims, "But you no longer get to hold your thing in this town, varmint!"

You laugh!

You say, "My poor thing."

Sceptus showing up tonight after reading my post on the town post board was pretty humorous. Sorry, Shadgard!

I found this rather amusing:

pull lev
You pull a gate lever.
A thick stone-reinforced wooden gate spanning the width of the canyon opens.

EAvd>
You hear someone shout from the other side of the gate, followed by a response from someone at the upper rim of the canyon who yells, "The gate's already open, lackwit!"

Hey, that lackwit was me!

[img=derpsonic]http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10000000/DERP-sonic-the-hedgehog-10015621-640-553.jpg[/img]




That's for you Rias.

Hahahahaha. Man. Laughing at work = not good. I need a way to smite people on the BBS.

[Guild of Thieves, Vault]
Hey! How did you get in here? You're not supposed to be here. Better send a BUG report with the details of how you got here.
The area is completely silent.
You also notice an iron-bound reinforced wooden door lined with multiple locks.
Obvious exits: none.

You lose your grip while trying to climb the thick branches providing easy access to the ground below and fall!

[Robber Camp, Tent Site] (OutFr)
The camp slopes slightly to the east with a birch tree at the edge of the camp. A large thicket runs north along the base of a large plateu.
The area is mostly quiet.
It is cold.
The area is filled with a deep snow.
Obvious paths: west, northwest, north, the wilderness.

You crash to the ground in a heap!
1 crush damage - to the head, barely deflected by a debonair dual-feathered hat.
(energy -1)
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

EWpAvd>

You feel fully rested.

laugh
You laugh!

I fell on my fat head. Lol.

Good thing those giant feathers were there to cushion your fall...

sorry this related...

http://failblog.org/2012/01/10/fashion- ... -mistakes/

I found that picture of sonic hilarious and I had to know where it came from. I did a little research and found that it was a re-draw from an old bugs bunny cartoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTXumUC3jg
(Pause at 1:10)

Oh, trust me. We know. Rias and I spent one night researching it, much to River's displeasure. Paha! Kudos on finding the footage though, we didn't find that.

[img=DERP]http://img.techpowerup.org/090421/derp.jpg[/img]

I agree with the Guild of Thieves philosophy that magic can't be trusted. Observe:

[OOC - Pyromaniac Mave]: i'm not that educated in geomancy, but if you ever want a lesson on pyromancy, just ask
* You hear a deep bell toll in your mind, followed by the name "Mave."