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> gm cfind caribou
a fungus-covered caribou (infested_caribou) FOUND IN x4997y5024 (150/150)north_plains deer_infested resen_nonhostile
(repeat this about 100 times in various rooms)
a red-nosed fungus-covered caribou (infested_rudolph) FOUND IN x4999y5003 (150/150)scarecrow_forest deer_infested resen_nonhostile

(I see the "nonhostile" in their AI and type up a quick few lines of code to loop through the existing critters in the game world and update them...)
> bugfix
Done!

> gm cfind caribou
a fungus-covered caribou (infested_caribou) FOUND IN x4997y5024 (150/150)north_plains deer_infested resen
(repeat this about 100 times in various rooms)
a red-nosed fungus-covered caribou (infested_rudolph) FOUND IN x4999y5003 (150/150)scarecrow_forest deer_infested resen
(Note the lack of "nonhostile" next to their AI...)

[ESP-GRAY - Deep-Carmine]: Ack!
[ESP-GRAY - Cinnamon]: Damn it, someone attacked the main one, this one is attackin me.
(Chaos follows)

An old man who lies fast asleep by the stage suddenly awakes again, this time with a yell of, "MORE WINE!" The finely dressed waiter hears the call but this time chooses to ignore it. Again the old man awakes and yells, "MORE MINE!". The waiter also ignores this. And again the old man yells, "BOAR VINE!" By this time everyone is ignoring him and his wife comes up and drags him away via his loose coat shoulders.

(Hakon's eyes sharpen at the sound of the word "boar," but he loses interest almost immediately after seeing no such creature in the immediate area.)

Dorn - Today at 7:50 AM
something I'm doing is about to get nerfed... maybe if I stand still, it won't happen
GMs are like T-Rexs.
If you don't move, they don't know you're there

You peer into a web-covered tunnel and see ...
[Complete Darkness]
It's too dark to see anything here!
Obvious exits: unknown

((Later, once inside.))

a hairy green-brown spider arrives from the north.
a sleek black spider arrives from the north.
Gralkik is revealed by a sleek black spider!
Gralkik says, "Lots of spiders."
an albino spider arrives from the north.

A sleek black spider turns and fires a mass of sticky webbing from its spinners.
Gralkik is bound tightly in a mass of sticky webbing!

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at a hairy green-brown spider.
Socket crushed and eyeball popped.
A hairy green-brown spider has been defeated.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at a sleek black spider.
Socket crushed and eyeball popped.
A sleek black spider has been defeated.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

An albino spider attacks Gralkik with its leaping bite!
Gralkik falls to the ground!

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at an albino spider.
A molten boulder hurtles toward an albino spider.
Dodged!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

You hurl a molten boulder at an albino spider.
A molten boulder hurtles toward an albino spider.
Dodged!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

Gralkik struggles to break free of the sticky webbing.

An albino spider attacks Gralkik with its leaping bite!
Piercing strike hits the jugular and death quickly follows.
Gralkik has been defeated.

An inky black shade attacks you with its chilling touch!
chilling touch (+*****) (M:258 vs D:0 B:0 P:0) 25 nether damage (left eye)
Eyeball dissolves into wisps of inky smoke, leaving an empty socket behind.
Shainar has been defeated.

[DEAD]>

TIP: Armor is tougher than skin. Wearing armor can help improve your chances of survival.
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Rias - Yesterday at 6:37 PM
Here is Rook. Look at Rook. Rook must cook. Rook needs book. Rook needs book to learn to cook. Rook needs to get a Rook Cook Book.
Rook took book from cook-book nook. Rook hangs cook-book on a hook to look at book while trying to cook.

Hakkon says, "I shall find a different spot to make my hunt. Apologies. If I can I shall send one your way."

Hakkon heads south.

A dirt-covered scavenger comes hurtling in from the south and lands on the ground with a crash!
31 crush damage to the left eye!

Akila wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 9:04 am

Hakkon says, "I shall find a different spot to make my hunt. Apologies. If I can I shall send one your way."

Hakkon heads south.

A dirt-covered scavenger comes hurtling in from the south and lands on the ground with a crash!
31 crush damage to the left eye!

Just perfect. Thanks, Hakkon.

The ranger Relyna says, "We've heard that a lot of people have been harvesting skyroot in the wilderness. Head out to the Forgotten Meadow area and see if you can find some to cultivate."

Chione says, "There was a castle, and in it, there was a great feast and a prince. And a man came and bowed low before the prince, and an eye of the man's was missing. the eye-hole was bleeding."

Zeldryn nods slowly.

Balein nods.

Chione says, "The prince inquired of him, 'What has happened to you?' and the man replied, 'Prince, I am a thief and this night, there was no moon. I went to rob the riln-changer's shop, and I climbed through the window. But because it was dark, I went into the weaver's shop, and ran into the loom. My eye was plucked out.'."

Chione says, "The thief continued, looking up with his remaining eye, 'Prince, I ask for revenge upon the weaver.'."

Zeldryn nods slowly.

Balein nods slowly.

Chione slowly says, "The Prince sent for the weaver and he came, and the Prince said he must lose an eye."

(Zeldryn looks a bit confused, at that, but nods further, listening closely.)

Balein eyes Chione speculatively.

Chione says, "The Weaver laid down in front of the prince and cried, "Prince, what you say is right. But I need both eyes so I can see either side of the loom when I weave. But I have a neighbour- a shoeman- who also has two eyes, and he does not need both of them.'."

Chione says, "So the prince nodded and sent for the cobbler instead, and the cobbler came. And one of his eyes was removed to avenge the Thief."

Chione slowly says, "And so he was avenged."

(Chione goes back to patting her horse as she finishes the strange tale.)

Zeldryn slowly asks, "I.. Don't believe I understand. If the man plainly admitted himself a thief, then why, by all of the names of all of the immortals, was he given vengeance for his own blunder?"

Chione simply says, "Because Life is unfair, and sometimes it is those that do not deserve it that get things undeserved."
Zeldryn rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Balein say, "Ah, yes. Life is most certainly unfair."

Chione rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Speaking to Chione, Zeldryn slowly says, "Interesting words from an interesting lady. That's certainly food for thought."

Chione says, "But I think the story has many meanings even if it is an unpleasant one."

Balein say, "But, that's the element of the game. Knowing it is unfair."

Chione nods to Balein.

Balein ask, "So.. about the feast. What happened to it?"

Chione asks, "The story asks many questions. Why did the Prince listen to the thief? Why did the Weaver seek his neighbour to be hurt? Why did the cobbler not defend himself?"

Speaking to Balein, Chione says, "I am guessing it continued, and that it was not a good one for the cobbler."

Speaking to Chione, Balein say, "Oh, that's simple. The Cobbler had a sole."

(Chione blinks at Balein, before slowly nodding.)

Zeldryn stares at Balein.

Speaking to Balein, Zeldryn asks, "Did.. Did you really?"

(Balein holds his compsure, remaining silent.)

Zeldryn politely says, "A moment."

Chione says, "It is those that do not speak for themselves that are sometimes hurt."

Chione nods.

(Chione seems to have missed the pun, but nods thoughtfully.)

(Zeldryn removes his rucksack, puts his head inside of it, and proceeds to scream a lightly muted scream for about five seconds before putting the bag back on his back without a second word on the matter.)

Zeldryn politely says, "Alright. Fine now."

(Chione glances to Zeldryn with a raised eyebrow.)

Chione concernedly asks, "You are okay?"

(Zeldryn nods easily, looking relaxed.)

Zeldryn plainly says, "That pun was just a bit too much for me, that's all."

Chione rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Balein chuckle at Zeldryn.

Chione confusedly asks, "There was a pun?"

Zeldryn groans.

Zeldryn slowly says, "The.. The cobbler. He.. He had a.. Oh, nevermind."

(Chione nods slowly.)

(Chione reaches over and pats Zeldryn gently on the shoulder.)

Zeldryn sighs dramatically.

clean pelt
A treated poor rabbit pelt shies away from you and backs away.

gralkik wrote: ↑Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:17 pm I don't know why I am amused by this:

clean pelt
A treated poor rabbit pelt shies away from you and backs away.

It's still sentient!

Mirazia wrote: ↑Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:51 am We have this bet amongst the GM Team. We think a year, because when we go to fix the non-gamebreaking bug, we just start giggling far too much at it becomes impossible. It's almost like the pelt is really haunted and controls us!

A doorman stops you from entering. "Please, sir, at least the veneer of civilization. No drawn weapons, please."

inventory
You are holding a birch staff in your right hand.

Marl asks, "Lemme change out of this armor. There a place here to clean up?"

You say, "Um..."

EWAvdGrBd>
A constant patter can be heard as rain falls from the sky.
You are thoroughly drenched!
The blood has been washed from you.
The gore has been washed from you.

The gore has been washed from Marl.
The blood has been washed from Marl.

(Metztli points to the sky.)

Water slowly drips off you, though you remain drenched.

(Marl stares upward.)