Re: For Humor
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:14 pm
Actually it must be Lae. She gave some pies to Zenthyr, Acarin stole one, and proceeded to stab a bunch of merchants in the neck and eyes with it. It would seem Acarin saved my life.
A roleplaying mid-fantasy/western frontier/gaslamp MUD
https://clok.contrarium.net/bbs/
As you can see, we strive to have a wide spectrum of tastes and opinions with our staff to prevent any bias.[GMCHAT Rithiel]: Who likes onion rings?
[GMCHAT Jirato]: ME
[GMCHAT Zoiya]: they're ok
[GMCHAT Rias]: Nobody. They're friggin disgusting.
[GMCHAT Jirato]: Rias
[GMCHAT Rias]: wat
[[Hey - where did Rias come from?]]
[GMCHAT Jirato]: I think less of you now, because you don't like onion rings.
Rias asks, "Yeah?"
Rias says, "Well I think less of YOU, because ..."
You say, "Yup, just wanted to make sure you knew."
You've been demoted to GM tier 3 by Rias.
You've been demoted to GM tier 2 by Rias.
You've been demoted to GM tier 1 by Rias.
You've been demoted by Rias to a regular player - your GM abilities have been revoked.
Rias says, "BOOOOOOM."
Rias exclaims, "You're nothing but a lowly player!"
[CHAT - Jirato]: I'm a player! HELP!
You've been promoted to GM tier 1 by Rias. Lucky you!
You've been promoted to GM tier 2 by Rias. Lucky you!
You've been promoted to GM tier 3 by Rias. Lucky you!
You've been promoted to GM tier 4 by Rias. Lucky you!
Rias exclaims, "Now get back to work!"
Rias cracks a whip!
You lock a thick pine door.
You hear the scratching of tiny clawed feet skitter across the floor.
[Jaster's Private Home] (InUr)
This small wooden home consists of a single squarish room, its pine walls a faded grayish tinge. A small window near the front door does little to illuminate the home, the outside alley being shadowy and dim. Built into the eastern wall is a small stone fireplace.
The area is poorly-lit. The area is completely silent. The area is warmed by a burning small stone fireplace.
You also notice a gray squat pine desk with a white flower-shaped beeswax candle on it, a gray squat pine bed with a straw mattress, a gray long pine dresser with some stuff on it, a cushioned pine bench, a gray pine case varnished with a dark stain with some stuff on it, a workcart, a handcart, a package (open), some frilly pink curtains covered in sparkly sequins (hanging on the wall), a fire vial trap (armed) (x3), some hearty wheatcakes with maple syrup (x10), a masterfully-crafted oak flatbow-stave, a leather-bound belt powderhorn (x2), a black leather blackjack, a wooden watering bucket and an orange wooden pumpkin bucket.
You recall that a lockblade trap (x3), a yellow canvas backpack, a gray square pine trunk, a black oilcloth backpack, a maple barrel, a copper keyring, an iron mail neck standard and a filthy rats-nest have been hidden here, which you may recover.
Also here: a dirty rat (hiding), a dirty rat (hiding) and a dirty rat (hiding).
Obvious exits: none.
You say, "No escape, rats."
You remove a wavy-bladed iron kris from the dark leather dagger sheath you are wearing.
A dirty rat's hiding spot is revealed by your action!
(Changing combat position to Engage)
You spring from hiding to attack!
You swing a wavy-bladed iron kris at a dirty rat! (!) (M:301 vs D:1)
4 slash damage to the body!
You thrust with a wavy-bladed iron kris at a dirty rat! (!) (M:301 vs D:1)
10 pierce damage to the body!
A dirty rat has been defeated.
A quiet squeaking can be heard.
A dirty rat's hiding spot is revealed by your action!
You swing a wavy-bladed iron kris at a dirty rat! (M:301 vs D:100)
3 slash damage to the body!
You thrust with a wavy-bladed iron kris at a dirty rat! (M:271 vs D:100)
29 pierce damage to the body!
A dirty rat has been defeated.
You spring backward and tumble away to a safe distance!
A quiet squeaking can be heard.
A dirty rat's hiding spot is revealed by your action!
(Changing combat position to Engage)
As you move to attack, a dirty rat lures you into a fire vial trap!
A fire vial trap explodes beneath you, splattering you with fiery goo!
8 heat damage -- to the left foot, somewhat deflected by a pair of supple leather shoes.
You fall to the ground!
You are stunned for 5 seconds!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
15 heat damage to the right eye!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
3 heat damage - to the right foot, somewhat deflected by a pair of supple leather shoes.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
4 heat damage -- to the abdomen, somewhat deflected by a sturdy black leather vest.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
3 heat damage - to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some thick black leather pants.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
14 heat damage to the right arm!
st
You are no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
7 heat damage to the right eye!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
4 heat damage -- to the right foot, somewhat deflected by a battered leather shoes.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
2 heat damage -- to the abdomen, somewhat deflected by a sturdy black leather vest.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
7 heat damage -- to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some thick black leather pants.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
13 heat damage to the right arm!
You exclaim, "The hell!"
You notice a dirty rat quietly slip into a hiding spot.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
6 heat damage to the right eye!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
7 heat damage - to the right foot, somewhat deflected by a battered leather shoes.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
4 heat damage -- to the abdomen, somewhat deflected by a sturdy black leather vest.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
7 heat damage -- to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some thick black leather pants.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
15 heat damage to the right arm!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
14 heat damage to the right eye!
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
2 heat damage -- to the right foot, somewhat deflected by a battered leather shoes.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
4 heat damage - to the abdomen, somewhat deflected by a sturdy black leather vest.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
5 heat damage - to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some thick black leather pants.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
6 heat damage to the right arm!
You continue to bleed from your right eye.
The fiery goo upon your right foot cools and crumbles away.
The fiery goo upon you continues to burn!
12 heat damage to the right eye!
Cooked eye, and likely everything behind, it can't be comfortable.
Jaster has been defeated.
Nethrim invasion almost single-handedly thwarted by a shaggy bison.[OFFDUTY]EEng[[POSSESSING: a rotting lich]]Bd>
A shaggy bison attempts to trample you! (M:1025 vs D:1550) 130 crush damage + to the neck!
Larynx crushed! No more oxygen to the brain!
The crazed necromancer screams a final time before falling to the ground. Black shadows begin to writhe around his remains and suddenly form into a writhing black spirit!
(Death bell)
[ESP-GRAY - Russet]: I do not know where that is.
[ESP-GRAY - Golden-Yellow]: The tunnels of the caravan.
[ESP-GRAY - Golden-Yellow]: Go in force.
[ESP-GRAY - Silver]: Take them to Mistral. Gad is busy.
[ESP-GRAY - Snow]: 'ow busy we talkin' 'ere?
[ESP-GRAY - Sunset-Orange]: Heh heh! We know what that means!
[ESP-GRAY - Silver]: Shut it, Bryce.
Removed a few that were inappropriate or not that funny, along with a bit of chatter in between, but you get the idea. Bad things happen when we get bored. lol[CHAT - Skah]: Sorceror Pickup Lines
[CHAT - Lavi]: would you like to share my taint?
[CHAT - Skah]: "Wanna leech my essence?"
[CHAT - Saren]: I'll show you some tainted love.
[CHAT - Saren]: Elemancer pickup lines are better.
[CHAT - Saren]: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
[CHAT - Saren]: Is that a boulder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
[CHAT - Lavi]: you are the wind to my sails?
[CHAT - Lavi]: we covered the wind beneath my wings already.
[CHAT - Saren]: Baby, your looks sweep me off my feet.
[CHAT - Lavi]: you set me ablaze?
[CHAT - Lavi]: cuz your so smokin hot
[CHAT - Saren]: *slings mud at girl* You're a dirty girl.
[CHAT - Saren]: *combines pyro and hydro* Wanna make things steamy?
[CHAT - Lavi]: here let me brighten your day.
[CHAT - Saren]: You must be a geomancer cuz you just rocked my world.
[Noctere's Sanctum, Parlor] (In)
You appear inside a small cobblestone chamber. In a corner of the chamber there is a dark swirling
vortex with two sconces carrying lit torches on either side. You see several small oak chairs along
one wall and a carved stone mural above them. The dark violet light from the vortex is casting
dancing shadows upon the whole room.
The dim light lessens your vision slightly. The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice a dark swirling vortex.
Also here: a living taco.
Obvious exits: west, east.
Yeah, I targeted the wrong strongbox with my directed speech, but everyone knew which one it was supposed to be.(Type stop to stop auto-lockpicking.)
You continue picking the lock on a simple walnut strongbox with your sleek bronze lockpick.
(You're unable to get an accurate feeling for the difficulty of this lock.)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
You swear, letting out an absurd curse.
Alyx says, "That doesn't sound good."
You say, "This thing's gonna open."
Speaking to you, Elystole says, "Threaten it."
say ::stro If you don't open, I'll feed you Jilliana's cookin
You continue picking the lock on a simple walnut strongbox with your sleek bronze lockpick.
(You would rate this lock's difficulty at about 975.)
You hear a satisfying *click* come from a simple walnut strongbox.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
Speaking to a battered alder strongbox, you threaten, "If you don't open, I'll feed you Jilliana's cookin."
((Note I entered the command to threaten it before it actually opened))
You blink.
You laugh!
Speaking to Liani, Jhordon asks, "Go with Hughe...okay?"
Liani says, "With who? With Hugh? Hugh."