For Humor

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:05 am

[TO Lae (OOC)]: >_<
[FROM Lae (OOC)]: ahhhh!!!! >_<
[TO Lae (OOC)]: FLAAARRRP >_<
[FROM Lae (OOC)]: POOOOP
[TO Lae (OOC)]: DOOTY!
[FROM Lae (OOC)]: dooooty, you're on dooty?
[TO Lae (OOC)]: call of dooty
[FROM Lae (OOC)]: SHOOT the dooty!
[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: dooty shoot!
[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: ...
[TO Lae (OOC)]: whoopsie
[FROM Lae (OOC)]: ahahahahahahahaha

hadesfire · Post by **hadesfire** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:15 pm

Zoiya says, "You're not wearing much, this won't take long."

Rithiel exclaims, "STRIP!"

Zoiya exclaims, "Type strip!"

Zoiya drops a clothing box.

strip
You hastily strip, dropping your clothes haphazardly on the flood.

Roundtime: 3 seconds.

ENEng>
Zoiya says, "Awesome."

Zoiya says, "Thank you for stripping for Rithiel and I, we hope you enjoyed it as much as we did."

Post by **Evelyn** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:11 pm

Lemuel asks, "You don't have a masterful rapier to trade or sell, do you ?

You say, "Rapiers are for pansies."

You say, "I only got big manly weapons."

Lemuel says, "Oh, I see."

You grip the handle of your massive iron sledgehammer with a sleek ribbon-wrapped silver haft solidly and slam it to the ground with a solid *THUD*.

Lemuel gasps!

Lemuel says, "I'll be moving along now."

Lemuel shudders.

Lemuel says, "See you around."

Lemuel just went south, riding a white and brown spotted horse.

Orris · Post by **Orris** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:22 pm

[OOC - Lemuel the Locksmith]: I can wear my whip, but how can I wear my sword without putting it into a scabbard ?
[OOC - GM Zoiya]: You don't wear your sword. Like ever, unless it's worn in your spleen.

I wonder if she reads Order of the Stick, reminds me of Elan finding free swords in his spleen after being ambushed by goblins.

Elizamor · Post by **Elizamor** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:44 pm

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: haha tasks are exciting! You never know how much riln you're going to steal!

[OOC - Mr. Excitement]: Glad you like them!

Lae · Post by **Lae** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:54 pm

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Users currently connected:

DEV Rias
Bian
Evelyn
Gian
Kian
Lae
Lemuel
Stuhilly
Tian

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Mave · Post by **Mave** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:22 pm

You swing a bronze greatsword with a leather-wrapped hilt at an infested carrier! (M:184 vs D:73)
26 slash damage to the back!

An infested carrier exclaims, "Don't burn me!"
_________________________________________

An infested carrier cowers before you, raising his arms to protect his face.

Post by **Evelyn** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:33 am

Rias just arrived, wearing a friggin winged pink unicorn costume.

Rias just went into a tanner.

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: LOL Rias...

Rias just arrived, wearing a friggin winged pink unicorn costume.

(Changing combat position to Engage)
Rias lowers his head and charges at you with his unicorn horn! (M:125098 vs D:2325)
25455564870 ZOMGWTFBBQ damage to the chest!
You fall from your gray-furred varwolf!
4 crush damage - to the left foot, barely deflected by a pair of slender black knee-high boots trimmed with fur.
(energy -4)
Roundtime: 10 seconds.

Rias glories in his victory over you!

[OOC - DEV Rias]: Nobody laughs at the unicorn.

[OOC - SGM Zoiya]: Don't mind him Evelyn, he has horn envy.

Made me laugh out loud. xD

Skjotur · Post by **Skjotur** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:59 pm

[OOC - JGM Xzean]: I am a pretty princess!

[OOC - Lemuel the Locksmith]: You don't say ?

[OOC - DEV Rias]: Haha. You can ignore that, trying to squash a bug.

[OOC - Lemuel the Locksmith]: uh huh.

[OOC - DEV Rias]: And don't tell him it happened.

[OOC - Gunslinger Bryce]: So he didn't get a promotion?

[OOC - Moonhowler Skjotur]: I was going to ask what he was in charge of.

R.I.P. JGM Princess Xzean, your reign was short, but eventful.

Skjotur · Post by **Skjotur** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:12 pm

** Skjotur has been smitten!

[OOC - Lemuel the Locksmith]: Could some admin squash a bug here for me ?

[OOC - Moonhowler Skjotur]: I regret nothing.

Skjotur · Post by **Skjotur** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:18 pm

[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: to lae lol .... fail ma + lae + vodka = mae

I'm spamming the humor thread tonight.

Xzean · Post by **Xzean** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:40 pm

Son of a, I was even on for that! *fist shake*

Lae · Post by **Lae** » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:00 pm

Speaking to you, Jaster says, "Bryce found me and sent me her straightaway."

Jaster says, "I mean.. here. Not her. We didn't get hookers or anything."

You stare.

Adalia · Post by **Adalia** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:53 am

[ESP-GRAY - Lemuel]: So Froothty, are you able to meet Smoe ops smokey ayt the L "chamber "pot"?
[ESP-GRAY - Kian]: What?
[OOC - Adalia]: LOL
[OOC - Lemuel the Locksmith]: sorry wrong mud;

[OOC - Adalia]: What the hell are you playing? Meeting people at chamber pots.
[OOC - Ameris]: More to the point, in which MUD do you type ESP to communicate and meet people at chamber pots?

Aruna · Post by **Aruna** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:34 am

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Kian, please log onto a character that starts with A?

ENRng>
who

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Users currently connected:

Adalia
Ameris
Ardor
Aruna
Kian

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Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:51 am

A Shadgard constable just arrived.
A Shadgard constable is followed in by a droopy-eared brown bloodhound.

You discreetly slip a large dropping into a Shadgard constable's shot pouch.
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

You exclaim, "Something stinks!"

You stealthily move southeast.

You snicker.

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:34 pm

You think to yourself, "This is going to scare the crap out of her."

You stop dragging the corpse of an albino spider.

You snicker at the corpse of an albino spider.

[Lae and Jaster's Home, Kitchen] (InUr)
Walls of pale green with dark oak trim make up this spacious room. A massive stone fireplace has been built into the north wall and instead of a mantle an open stone oven has been built above it. Four cushioned stools have been placed around massive marble-topped island and a windowed alcove has been built east of the fireplace. A small oak entryway has been set into the south wall.
The lighting here is noticeably bright. The area is completely silent. The area is particularly warm.
You also notice a cushioned oak bench, a square woven wicker picnic basket (open) and the corpse of an albino spider.
Obvious exits: west.

Post by **Evelyn** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:46 pm

[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: That's why you bake the shells at 410 for about 4 minutes, with the ingredients inside.

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: 410?

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: what gas mark is that?

[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: 410 degrees Fahrenheit.

[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: I dunno

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: You americans

[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: gas mark? lol

[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: Brb!

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Yus.

[OOC - Cutpurse Jaster]: those are something i make in my underwear

Only Jaster.

Post by **Evelyn** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:57 pm

You hurl a handful of snow at a Shadgard constable!!
A handful of snow hurtles toward a Shadgard constable! You exploit a weakness in a Shadgard constable's guard! (R:52 vs D:229)
Dodged!
Roundtime: 4 seconds.

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A Shadgard constable pulls the trigger of his long steel-barreled musket.
A Shadgard constable fires a lead shot at you! (R:1262 vs D:1778)
33 pierce damage - to the left leg, barely deflected by some sleek dark leather leggings fettered with brass-buckled leather straps.

A Shadgard constable approaches you and says, "You're under arrest, Evelyn! Come along quietly, or I'll have to subdue you by force."
(If you wish to go quietly, you may surrender.)

A droopy-eared brown bloodhound moves in to attack you, but is unable to get close enough.

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A Shadgard constable pulls the trigger of his long steel-barreled musket.
A Shadgard constable fires a lead shot at you! (R:1262 vs D:1631)
62 pierce damage - to the left leg, barely deflected by some sleek dark leather leggings fettered with brass-buckled leather straps.
(energy -62)
You fall to the ground!

Roundtime: 3 seconds.
You continue to bleed from your left leg.
A Shadgard constable carefully loads his long steel-barreled musket with some powder from his belt powderhorn.

(Changing combat position to Engage)
A droopy-eared brown bloodhound tries to bite you! (M:375 vs D:738)
Dodged!
(energy -5)

You can't do that while lying down.

You continue to bleed from your left leg.

A Shadgard constable retrieves a lead shot from his shot pouch and loads it into his long steel-barreled musket.
A Shadgard constable pulls the trigger of his long steel-barreled musket.
A Shadgard constable fires a lead shot at you! (R:1262 vs D:610)
48 pierce damage - to the left hand, partially deflected by a pair of bronze-clawed bear paws.
(energy -48)

You surrender to a Shadgard constable.

You are escorted away by a Shadgard constable.

Woops he has no sense of humor. >.>

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:19 am

He's corrupt, I'm telling you.

Post by **Noctere** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:30 am

dismiss familiar
You wave your Hyra spear sister dismissively at a shadow familiar.

The shadow familiar fades into wisps and shreds of shadow that quickly disperse into nothingness.

Rithiel · Post by **Rithiel** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:20 am

[OOC - Jagerkin Slaidh]: Every time a gem vein is exhausted after one hit, the Mountain Father squashes a puppy.

Makkah · Post by **Makkah** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:39 am

[OOC - Jagerkin Slaidh]: R.I.P. puppy number 6.

Alexander · Post by **Alexander** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:30 pm

[OOC - Spearhead for Hire]: teehee

[OOC - Priestess Lae]: Did you just tee hee?

[OOC - Spearhead for Hire]: nope!

Lae · Post by **Lae** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:32 pm

Soon followed by...

[OOC - a pink-maned sparkly lavender pony]: Alexander just tried to mount me!