For Humor

Rithiel · Post by **Rithiel** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:27 pm

No, you really don't.

Kiyaani · Post by **Kiyaani** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:31 am

I want a tribble mount! Sceptus would be so pleased ^.^

Reynard · Post by **Reynard** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:50 am

[quote=Makkah]I wanna know what's in that crate.[/quote]
Mortal minds were never meant to know.

Post by **Evelyn** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:34 pm

It's full of cookies!

And this made me snort.

Marceline says, "It's fine. You're fine. Everything's fine."

Elizamor · Post by **Elizamor** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:29 pm

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor is a Monster]: hey hey!

(couple seconds later)

* You hear a deep bell toll in your mind, followed by the name "Elizamor."

[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: that was fast!

[OOC - Jaster Only Goes Up Stairs]: wow, she works fast

[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: I think it's your record...

Post by **Lun** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:52 am

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: more secure? I have a jagged hole in a room that worms live inside off

[OOC - Giftspurn Kian]: And he has Zoiya lurking in his mine.

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: I still think you should not be allowed to make the mine on the coalition land

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Yes. She wants me to make the place pretty

I chuckled.

EDIT: Later same day

[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: or wuscheria bancrofti... they're both so much fun...

[OOC - Giftspurn Kian]: Those two aren't known to me.

EGEng>
[OOC - JGM Zoiya]: If we're going to start talking about eye worms then I'm going to turn on option 5

[OOC - Acorn Acarin]: oncocera vulvulis then?

EGEng>
** Zoiya just smote Acarin!

Post by **Evelyn** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:02 pm

Conor removes a rainbow trout from his backpack.
Conor shows a rainbow trout to Acarin.
You blink.
Conor says, "This monster fought me 'til the very end."
Acarin pulls the hood of his hooded black linen cloak stitched with crimson tendrils down behind his head.
Acarin stares at Conor.
Conor nods.
Acarin says, "That's a fish."
You quietly say, "Impressive."
Acarin says, "Not a monster."

And a few moments later...

Conor swings a rainbow trout at an infested merchant! (M: 100 vs D:45)
1 bludgeon damage to the left arm!

Acarin · Post by **Acarin** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:57 pm

You drop a rainbow trout

You hear the voice of Conor say, "Ah, that fish looks just like mine."

You notice Conor glance your way, causing you to quickly withdraw your hand.
Roundtime: 3 seconds.

You say, "I doubt it."

Post by **Evelyn** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:35 pm

You hear the voice of Elizamor hoarsely ask, "You got better at stealth?"

You say, "I'm a master stealth."

You hear the voice of Elizamor hoarsely say, "Figures."

Ardor says, "I can see you though."

Post by **Lun** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:03 pm

[OOC - Ardor is blue, da ba dee da ba die]: Something broke!

[OOC - Bear Princess Evelyn]: Ignore.

[OOC - Ardor is blue, da ba dee da ba die]: I bet It... what the

Post by **Evelyn** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:55 am

You eat into your slice of unevenly cooked boar meat, finishing it off in one go.
A dribble of blood leaks out the side of your mouth as you bite into this chunk of meat.

Yummy! >.>

KianTheArcher · Post by **KianTheArcher** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:00 pm

Mmm. Worms.

Post by **Evelyn** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:05 pm

Users currently connected:

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Kian
Kiyaani
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KianTheArcher · Post by **KianTheArcher** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:15 pm

Rias says, "To add to the longcoat's mystique, it was the size of an apple or dagger."

Post by **Rias** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:26 pm

I hate that longcoat.

Reynard · Post by **Reynard** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:37 pm

Wait, so you could...

Yo dawg, I heard you like longcoats, so I put a longcoat in your longcoat so you can wear a longcoat while wearing your longcoat.

KianTheArcher · Post by **KianTheArcher** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:45 pm

Not anymore

Rias fixed them.

Post by **Evelyn** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:11 pm

Kinda gross but this made me laugh so hard...

Speaking to Bryce, Jaster asks, "You mean to say, there's some mysterious corn smiley face fecal phantasm walking around somewhere?"

Acarin · Post by **Acarin** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:19 pm

Your hiding spot is revealed by Rias!
Rias pulls a pin out from a combustible lemon.
Rias hurls a lemon at you! (R: 125098 vs D:702)
Dodged!

Makkah · Post by **Makkah** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:35 pm

*** Zoiya was just defeated by Acarin at River Crossing!

Oh snap

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:03 am

[Shadgard Jail, Cell] (InRk)
This cell is spacious, but scantily-furnished. Some battered cots lie along the stone walls, none too close to a pit in one corner. A small amount of light filters in through a barred window set in a sturdy iron-bound door in the west wall.
You have trouble seeing in the low light. The area is completely silent.
Obvious exits: none.

Another inmate a few cells down gasps, "Is that THE Jaster?"

There is a quiet, impressed murmur throughout the jail, interrupted only by a loud rapping on a few doors.

A deputy growls, "Shaddup!"

Kiyaani · Post by **Kiyaani** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:10 am

Jaster, infamous throughout the land!

Jaster · Post by **Jaster** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:06 pm

Speaking to you, Lae asks, "Explosive? Those dropping can be lit on fire?"

light drop
You retrieve some firestones from your black oilcloth backpack.
You try to light a large dropping with some firestones, but can't seem to get a fire to catch.
You stow some firestones in your black oilcloth backpack.
Roundtime: 1 second.

This large dropping pellet must have come from a large animal. It is bristly with some kind of grass or grain.
It is not lit.

Lae groans.

You retrieve some firestones from your black oilcloth backpack.
You use some firestones to light a large dropping.
You stow some firestones in your black oilcloth backpack.
Roundtime: 1 second.

Lae exclaims, "Don't you dare!"

Lae says, "Oh my goodness."

You say, "Would you look at that."

You say, "They're torches."

Lae exclaims, "They're disgusting!"

You use your knowledge of urban stealth to your advantage.
You find a hiding spot and attempt to blend in with the surroundings.
Roundtime: 1 second.

(energy -3)
(Changing combat position to Ranged)
You hurl a burning large dropping at Vampa!!
A burning large dropping hurtles toward Vampa! (!) (R: 77 vs D:1)
0 gross damage to the left leg!
11 fire damage - to the left leg, somewhat deflected by some thick leather pants.
Roundtime: 4 seconds.

Lae stares.

Lae · Post by **Lae** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:10 pm

Only you.

Zoiya · Post by **Zoiya** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:02 pm

[Smelly Place]
A fetid haze of skunk stink hangs in the air around you. You can smell that you've been skunked at least twice and maybe that skunk even pooped on you.
The area is mostly quiet.
Also here: a black and white striped skunk, Zeel, and a honey badger who doesn't give a $h!*.
Obvious exits: out.

Zeel picks up some smelly skunk poop.

Zeel blinks.

Zeel carefully examines some smelly skunk poop.

A black and white striped skunk turns around and raises its tail at Zeel.

Zeel says, "Whoa, whoa whoa. Easy there."

..I really have WAY too much fun..