[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Imperial-blue, what are you suggesting?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Is the project still not complete?"]
Speaking to Vlora, you say, your voice muffled by your greathelm, "Kent tried that with me earlier. Iron shot just bounced off my chest."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of bloodglass-red followed by, "Which project?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "*amusement* I did not suggest anything, deep-cerise! I only said that I know other painful places!"]
(Vlora squints hard at neyah's chest.)
Vlora says, "Checks out."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "The haben forging bubies."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Cubbies*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of argent followed by, "What, I was thinking of that a moment ago... did you intercept my thoughts somehow."]
For Humor
What is that blood Wraith Forging?
[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
pie things
Neyah arrives, riding a powerful black warhorse with a flowing mane and tail, dripping wet.
Neyah dismounts from her powerful black warhorse with a flowing mane and tail.
Ranged
You hurl a strawberries and cream pie at Neyah!
A strawberries and cream pie hurtles toward Neyah! (+*****) (!!!!!) 0 squashy damage to the left arm!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
Arisa hurls a cherries and rhubarb pie at Neyah!
A cherries and rhubarb pie hurtles toward Neyah! (------) 0 squashy damage to the left hand!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
A cherries and rhubarb pie hurtles toward Neyah! (+*****) 0 squashy damage to the left leg!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
You happily exclaim, "Yeees!"
You hear someone giggle.
You hear someone cheer.
You snicker.
Neyah surprisedly exclaims, her voice muffled by a greathelm, "Ah, pie ambush!"
You hear someone laugh.
Arisa gives Neyah a friendly hug.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "I just got ambushed by multiple hostiles."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Yees!"]
You come out of hiding.
You beam happily at Neyah!
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Becareful. A trio of maidens are hurling pies."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of night-blue followed by, "We make good hostiles we do!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of banana-yellow followed by, "Hm?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of bloodglass-red followed by, "The most dangerous ones."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "I can't assassinate my problems with a chocolate and tomato pie, thank you very much for the suggestion."]
[CHAT - Ninetales16]: uh. tht was a mc
Neyah dismounts from her powerful black warhorse with a flowing mane and tail.
Ranged
You hurl a strawberries and cream pie at Neyah!
A strawberries and cream pie hurtles toward Neyah! (+*****) (!!!!!) 0 squashy damage to the left arm!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
Arisa hurls a cherries and rhubarb pie at Neyah!
A cherries and rhubarb pie hurtles toward Neyah! (------) 0 squashy damage to the left hand!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
A cherries and rhubarb pie hurtles toward Neyah! (+*****) 0 squashy damage to the left leg!
Neyah is covered in splattered pie!
You happily exclaim, "Yeees!"
You hear someone giggle.
You hear someone cheer.
You snicker.
Neyah surprisedly exclaims, her voice muffled by a greathelm, "Ah, pie ambush!"
You hear someone laugh.
Arisa gives Neyah a friendly hug.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "I just got ambushed by multiple hostiles."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Yees!"]
You come out of hiding.
You beam happily at Neyah!
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Becareful. A trio of maidens are hurling pies."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of night-blue followed by, "We make good hostiles we do!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of banana-yellow followed by, "Hm?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of bloodglass-red followed by, "The most dangerous ones."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "I can't assassinate my problems with a chocolate and tomato pie, thank you very much for the suggestion."]
[CHAT - Ninetales16]: uh. tht was a mc
Just morbid humor
[CHAT - Silly]: in some hostipals they get called in maybe nine hours after you come in, only to find out that they're dead
(OOC) *** Aegeus just earned the Animated achievement!
(OOC) *** Aegeus just earned the Animated achievement!
Re: For Humor
When you want to roar out a challenging victory cry.
esp Who's Fracking next!
[ESP-GRAY] * You sense a timid sense of fear in the color Deep-Cerise. *
esp Who's Fracking next!
[ESP-GRAY] * You sense a timid sense of fear in the color Deep-Cerise. *
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[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
Re: For Humor
I would like to humbly request people quit changing the Re: For Humor subject line, it seriously messes with my OCD.
[GMCHAT Uyoku]: Octum is when the octumbunny comes around and lays pumpkins everywhere right?
[GMCHAT Rias]: Dimmes says "oh hai :) u need healz? ill get u dont worry thaum lasers pew pew pew lol"
[CHAT - GameMaster Rias would totally nuke Rooks]: Here's how elemancy works: The freeblegreeble and the zippoflasm have to be combined with the correct ration of himbleplimp, then you add the gargenheimer and adjust the froopulon for the pattern you want, apply some tarratarrtarr, yibble the wantaban, and let 'er rip!
[GMCHAT Rias]: Dimmes says "oh hai :) u need healz? ill get u dont worry thaum lasers pew pew pew lol"
[CHAT - GameMaster Rias would totally nuke Rooks]: Here's how elemancy works: The freeblegreeble and the zippoflasm have to be combined with the correct ration of himbleplimp, then you add the gargenheimer and adjust the froopulon for the pattern you want, apply some tarratarrtarr, yibble the wantaban, and let 'er rip!
Re: For Humor
You sigh, "I need a drink. or 10."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of inky-black followed by, "Anyway, I'm going to go do what you usually do. Drink myself silly and find that cute guy at the infirmary I saw."]
Did they just read my mind.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of inky-black followed by, "Anyway, I'm going to go do what you usually do. Drink myself silly and find that cute guy at the infirmary I saw."]
Did they just read my mind.
Re: For Humor
Speaking to you, Gunhild says, "If that makes you feel any better. i don't plan on using that weapon against you. for all i know you're just an other harbinger. who probably didn't even take part in that attack."
You glance at Gunhild and pace back and forth.
Zyllah just arrived.
[Your small clear crystal pendant shimmers with a GRAY color and a brief pulse of the color Lavender-Pink flickers at the edge of your mind's eye.]
Yes, the eyes of Aranas sees all
You glance at Gunhild and pace back and forth.
Zyllah just arrived.
[Your small clear crystal pendant shimmers with a GRAY color and a brief pulse of the color Lavender-Pink flickers at the edge of your mind's eye.]
Yes, the eyes of Aranas sees all
Re: For Humor
Sent to me by another player since I lost the logs and I think it's funnier the other perspective.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of argent followed by, "Now let's try the zeldryn maneuver."]
Safiyah lies down.
Safiyah sits up.
The halo of light surrounding Safiyah dims and vanishes.
You hear the deep, echoing toll of a bell in your mind. Your vision ripples as an image briefly forms in your mind's eye:
A damaged canvas-covered shanty rests near a rough-looking lean-to, several buckets are strewn around and the bits of a wooden bench sit scattered around. Several broken arrow shafts are scattered around, some holes in the lean-to and shanty evidence of more fighting. The ground is scored and debris is strewn about. Some of the shelters are still standing, but only just.
The mental image fades, leaving your vision clear once again.
(You can use the esp rescue command to send a pulse of your personal ESP color in response, in order to alert the dead that you're attempting to rescue them.)
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of verdant followed by, "Where is this?"]
ENAvd>
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of baby-pink followed by, "Bandit fort."]
You shift your weight back and forth.
ENAvd>
Baby-Pink. The sense of awareness pulses with the feeling of searching for something lost. *
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of argent followed by, "Now let's try the zeldryn maneuver."]
Safiyah lies down.
Safiyah sits up.
The halo of light surrounding Safiyah dims and vanishes.
You hear the deep, echoing toll of a bell in your mind. Your vision ripples as an image briefly forms in your mind's eye:
A damaged canvas-covered shanty rests near a rough-looking lean-to, several buckets are strewn around and the bits of a wooden bench sit scattered around. Several broken arrow shafts are scattered around, some holes in the lean-to and shanty evidence of more fighting. The ground is scored and debris is strewn about. Some of the shelters are still standing, but only just.
The mental image fades, leaving your vision clear once again.
(You can use the esp rescue command to send a pulse of your personal ESP color in response, in order to alert the dead that you're attempting to rescue them.)
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of verdant followed by, "Where is this?"]
ENAvd>
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of baby-pink followed by, "Bandit fort."]
You shift your weight back and forth.
ENAvd>
Baby-Pink. The sense of awareness pulses with the feeling of searching for something lost. *
Re: For Humor
(Zeldryn squints skyward.)
You incredulously mutter, "..By the gods."
(Zeldryn points, appearing stunned.)
Safiyah quietly murmurs, "I hope one day I find that person for me."
Safiyah gazes up at the night sky.
* Your sense of awareness is briefly tinged with the color Verdant. The sense of awareness pulses with the feeling of bringing new life to something that has lost it. *
Echlin gazes up at the night sky.
You casually tease, "..Made ya' look."
Safiyah looks at you and sighs.
Safiyah laughs!
Echlin slowly says, "Ohh."
(Zeldryn returns his hand to his side, appearing far more smug than needed.)
You incredulously mutter, "..By the gods."
(Zeldryn points, appearing stunned.)
Safiyah quietly murmurs, "I hope one day I find that person for me."
Safiyah gazes up at the night sky.
* Your sense of awareness is briefly tinged with the color Verdant. The sense of awareness pulses with the feeling of bringing new life to something that has lost it. *
Echlin gazes up at the night sky.
You casually tease, "..Made ya' look."
Safiyah looks at you and sighs.
Safiyah laughs!
Echlin slowly says, "Ohh."
(Zeldryn returns his hand to his side, appearing far more smug than needed.)
You declaratively shout, "frack Corvus. Support Shadgardians."
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
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Re: For Humor
I don't know what you guys talk about, but us Templars...
You quietly say, "Do not get shot in the cod piece."
Aegeus taps an exquisite steel tower shield which he is holding.
You giggle!
Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "What is a codpiece?"
Aegeus glances around the area.
[CHAT - Oanatn]: :P
Speaking to Aegeus, you quietly say, "You see, elder brother of mine, when a man loves a woman...."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of mulberry followed by, "Is someone from the chapterhouse listening?"]
Aegeus agrees, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Stop riiiight there."
You giggle!
You amusedly exclaim, "You asked!"
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of emerald followed by, "Are you looking for somebody inside the chapterhouse or just for somebody who has access to it?"]
Aegeus says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I didn't think you meant."
Aegeus shakes his head.
You quietly continue, "And if he wishes to produce children, he has to protect his package."
Aegeus stares at you.
Aegeus shakes his head.
Aegeus says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I told you not to..."
You giggle!
You amusedly say, "Rest well, elder brother. and protect your cod and all its pieces."
You quietly say, "Do not get shot in the cod piece."
Aegeus taps an exquisite steel tower shield which he is holding.
You giggle!
Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "What is a codpiece?"
Aegeus glances around the area.
[CHAT - Oanatn]: :P
Speaking to Aegeus, you quietly say, "You see, elder brother of mine, when a man loves a woman...."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of mulberry followed by, "Is someone from the chapterhouse listening?"]
Aegeus agrees, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Stop riiiight there."
You giggle!
You amusedly exclaim, "You asked!"
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of emerald followed by, "Are you looking for somebody inside the chapterhouse or just for somebody who has access to it?"]
Aegeus says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I didn't think you meant."
Aegeus shakes his head.
You quietly continue, "And if he wishes to produce children, he has to protect his package."
Aegeus stares at you.
Aegeus shakes his head.
Aegeus says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I told you not to..."
You giggle!
You amusedly say, "Rest well, elder brother. and protect your cod and all its pieces."
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Re: For Humor
Please don't interrupt him when he's talking. It's not for me, but for you.
Maric attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his straight-bladed iron shortsword and straight-bladed iron shortsword!
shortsword (+*****) 17 pierce + 2 alchemical damage to the left arm!
shortsword (+*****) 32 hack + 4 alchemical damage to the right leg!
shortsword (+*****) 36 pierce + 5 alchemical damage to the chest!
Piercing strike driven clean into the chest. Shish-ka-corpse.
A shambling bloated corpse has been defeated.
Speaking to the corpse of a bloated corpse, Maric says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I was talking, excuse me."
Maric attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his straight-bladed iron shortsword and straight-bladed iron shortsword!
shortsword (+*****) 17 pierce + 2 alchemical damage to the left arm!
shortsword (+*****) 32 hack + 4 alchemical damage to the right leg!
shortsword (+*****) 36 pierce + 5 alchemical damage to the chest!
Piercing strike driven clean into the chest. Shish-ka-corpse.
A shambling bloated corpse has been defeated.
Speaking to the corpse of a bloated corpse, Maric says, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "I was talking, excuse me."
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Re: For Humor
Remember kids, ya bones weren't as good as they used to be.
Zeldryn beckons to Shailah, then forms a makeshift step with his hands.
Shailah runs toward Zeldryn and steps high into the makeshift step he formed with his hands, allowing Zeldryn to boost Shailah into a high, arcing flip!
Speaking to Shailah, you quietly say, "One day, I shall give you all the boxes."
Shailah shouts, "Aaaah!"
Gentle wind flows through the area.
(Zeldryn winces, maintaining his arched back after throwing Shailah upward.)
Sona finishes sawing, leaving her with a masterfully-crafted groove pine plank.
You laugh!
Zeldryn slowly wheezes, "I think I.. Oh. Oh gods. My back."
Speaking to Shailah, Eagalon amazedly says, "Wow."
(Shailah crashes to the ground in full armor, somehow landing on her feet.)
You quietly tease, "His back is catching up with his age."
Speaking to Shailah, Eagalon loudly whispers, "He called you fat."
[TO Spectrum (OOC)]: life alert is there for you!
Zeldryn beckons to Shailah, then forms a makeshift step with his hands.
Shailah runs toward Zeldryn and steps high into the makeshift step he formed with his hands, allowing Zeldryn to boost Shailah into a high, arcing flip!
Speaking to Shailah, you quietly say, "One day, I shall give you all the boxes."
Shailah shouts, "Aaaah!"
Gentle wind flows through the area.
(Zeldryn winces, maintaining his arched back after throwing Shailah upward.)
Sona finishes sawing, leaving her with a masterfully-crafted groove pine plank.
You laugh!
Zeldryn slowly wheezes, "I think I.. Oh. Oh gods. My back."
Speaking to Shailah, Eagalon amazedly says, "Wow."
(Shailah crashes to the ground in full armor, somehow landing on her feet.)
You quietly tease, "His back is catching up with his age."
Speaking to Shailah, Eagalon loudly whispers, "He called you fat."
[TO Spectrum (OOC)]: life alert is there for you!
Re: For Humor
Editing some ability text....
A massive inky-black writhing horror's form writhes and pulsates violently, sending gobbets of nether flying everywhere!
*one ability later*
a massive inky-black writhing horror appears stricken with terror!
a massive inky-black writhing horror cowers in fear!
(energy -5)
You head south, armor clanking.
A massive inky-black writhing horror's form writhes and pulsates violently, sending gobbets of nether flying everywhere!
*one ability later*
a massive inky-black writhing horror appears stricken with terror!
a massive inky-black writhing horror cowers in fear!
(energy -5)
You head south, armor clanking.
[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
Re: For Humor
shouldn't I be the offended one?
a rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider arrives from the southwest, riding a sturdy ebon morgan horse.
A rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider exclaims, "You've caused us enough grief! Now die filthy spider lover!"
A canim loper moves in toward a rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider, but is unable to get close enough.
a rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider arrives from the southwest, riding a sturdy ebon morgan horse.
A rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider exclaims, "You've caused us enough grief! Now die filthy spider lover!"
A canim loper moves in toward a rugged shaggy-haired retired outrider, but is unable to get close enough.
[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
Re: For Humor
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: These are all Noctere, save for the sheathes.
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: I heard there were many tacos required in their production.
[CHAT - Cacklackian]: were they made in the great taco-forge of the heuc homelands?
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: Where the bells ring long and loud.
[CHAT - Chariot]: so truth be spoken, this so called fasa celestium horseshoes is in fact made of tacos...
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: Why yes, yes it is.
[CHAT - Jirato]: This is canon lore. DEV approved.
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: I heard there were many tacos required in their production.
[CHAT - Cacklackian]: were they made in the great taco-forge of the heuc homelands?
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: Where the bells ring long and loud.
[CHAT - Chariot]: so truth be spoken, this so called fasa celestium horseshoes is in fact made of tacos...
[CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: Why yes, yes it is.
[CHAT - Jirato]: This is canon lore. DEV approved.
You declaratively shout, "frack Corvus. Support Shadgardians."
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Re: For Humor
Bonus round:
You simply elaborate, "This part actualy is a little windy. So."
*exactly 1 nanosecond passes*
A quiet hissing can be heard as a light wind breezes through the boughs of the trees.
...SPOOOKY.
You simply elaborate, "This part actualy is a little windy. So."
*exactly 1 nanosecond passes*
A quiet hissing can be heard as a light wind breezes through the boughs of the trees.
...SPOOOKY.
You declaratively shout, "frack Corvus. Support Shadgardians."
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Zeldryn: The master of breaking concentration
During a vigil:
You put an iron shot in the tailored white silk trousers that you are wearing.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of shadowy-black followed by, "My names Azazle is their a ax for logging in their too?"]
Ryko removes a large white towel from his rugged dark leather backpack with a balanced scale embroidered on the flap.
A furnace has cooled off.
Speaking to a tiny puddle of liquid, Safiyah softly prays, "Serafina, drive back the--zeldryn, did you just put shot in your pants."
You no longer feel moved by some supernatural force.
You no longer feel quite so fearless.
Safiyah looks at you and sighs.
During a vigil:
You put an iron shot in the tailored white silk trousers that you are wearing.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of shadowy-black followed by, "My names Azazle is their a ax for logging in their too?"]
Ryko removes a large white towel from his rugged dark leather backpack with a balanced scale embroidered on the flap.
A furnace has cooled off.
Speaking to a tiny puddle of liquid, Safiyah softly prays, "Serafina, drive back the--zeldryn, did you just put shot in your pants."
You no longer feel moved by some supernatural force.
You no longer feel quite so fearless.
Safiyah looks at you and sighs.
You declaratively shout, "frack Corvus. Support Shadgardians."
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
Zeldryn nods simply, that said, folding his arms back beneath a striated fiery-orange wool poncho.
Several townsfolk cheer in response to Zeldryn's shout!
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Re: For Humor
All our Templar secrets, ruined!
Speaking to you, Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Do you remember how brother maric tried to... ah... bait nethrim into coming here?"
You giggle!
You release the magical energy you had been channeling.
Your temporary tone has been set to loud.
Your speech has been temporarily set to declare.
You loudly declare, "Come and get me, corpses! I am yummy delicious living flesh!"
Your temporary tone has been set to loud.
Your speech has been temporarily set to yell.
You loudly yell, "I taste veeeeery good coated in sugar!"
Chione eyes you speculatively.
You shrug.
Aegeus absently asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Why did i give you this idea?"
Your temporary tone has been set to light.
Chione says, "You're making me hungry."
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
** Aegeus intercepts an incoming attack on you! **
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (-----) 0 bludgeon damage -! to the right leg, glances harmlessly off some elegant steel plate greaves.
You lightly say, "They don't know what they' oh."
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 17 slash + 2 alchemical damage to the back!
buckler (++++++) 24 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the left arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (---) 21 pierce damage - to the left leg!
shield (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the left leg!
You close your eyes a moment, concentrating on manifesting your inner light into an outward halo. A moment later, a steady halo of soft golden light begins emanating from you.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) 72 light damage +! to the left leg!
57 light damage +! to the left leg!
75 light damage +! to the left leg!
45 light damage +! to the left leg!
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 67 slash + 10 alchemical damage to the left foot!
A shambling bloated corpse falls to the ground!
A shambling bloated corpse is stunned!
buckler (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
falchion (+*****) 10 hack + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (+*****) 24 pierce damage + to the chest!
shield (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the right foot!
A sleek white warhorse with a star on its forehead attacks a shambling bloated corpse with its hoof kick!
hoof kick (+*****) 34 crush damage to the left arm!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 603
You loudly yell, "I am best served grilled over an open flaaaaaaaame."
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (------) 1 bludgeon damage -- to the right leg, greatly deflected by some elegant steel plate greaves.
The halo of light surrounding you brightens momentarily.
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 603
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 31 slash + 4 alchemical damage to the abdomen!
buckler (++++++) 21 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
falchion (+*****) 93 hack + 13 alchemical damage to the right hand!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (-) 46 pierce damage + to the back!
shield (++++++) 3 crush + 1 alchemical damage - to the right leg!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) Dodged!
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Chione with its unarmed strikes!
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 32 hack + 4 alchemical damage to the left arm!
buckler (+*****) 5 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the head!
falchion (+*****) 29 slash + 4 alchemical damage to the right arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
shield (+*****) 15 crush + 1 alchemical damage - to the right arm!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) Dodged!
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (--) 1 bludgeon damage -- to the right leg, greatly deflected by some elegant steel plate greaves.
** Aegeus intercepts an incoming attack on you! **
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 605
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
buckler (+*****) 2 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right foot!
falchion (+*****) 23 slash + 3 alchemical damage to the left leg!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
shield (+*****) 6 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the abdomen!
A sleek white warhorse with a star on its forehead attacks a shambling bloated corpse with its hoof kick!
hoof kick (++) 34 crush damage to the chest!
A shambling bloated corpse falls to the ground!
A shambling bloated corpse is stunned!
A blazing disc of light bursts from your palm.
A blazing disc of light soars toward a shambling bloated corpse. (+*****) 160 light damage +! to the left arm!
A shambling bloated corpse is struck by a ricocheting disc of light!
185 light damage +! to the left leg!
** A shambling bloated corpse falls unconscious!
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Chione with its unarmed strikes!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 605
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 75 hack + 11 alchemical damage to the chest!
Jagged gash in the chest exposes vital organs.
A shambling bloated corpse has been defeated.
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (++) 24 pierce damage + to the right hand!
A blazing disc of light bursts from your palm.
A blazing disc of light soars toward a shambling bloated corpse. (++++) 177 light damage +! to the right arm!
Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Did that actually... work?"
Speaking to you, Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Do you remember how brother maric tried to... ah... bait nethrim into coming here?"
You giggle!
You release the magical energy you had been channeling.
Your temporary tone has been set to loud.
Your speech has been temporarily set to declare.
You loudly declare, "Come and get me, corpses! I am yummy delicious living flesh!"
Your temporary tone has been set to loud.
Your speech has been temporarily set to yell.
You loudly yell, "I taste veeeeery good coated in sugar!"
Chione eyes you speculatively.
You shrug.
Aegeus absently asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Why did i give you this idea?"
Your temporary tone has been set to light.
Chione says, "You're making me hungry."
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
** Aegeus intercepts an incoming attack on you! **
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (-----) 0 bludgeon damage -! to the right leg, glances harmlessly off some elegant steel plate greaves.
You lightly say, "They don't know what they' oh."
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 17 slash + 2 alchemical damage to the back!
buckler (++++++) 24 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the left arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (---) 21 pierce damage - to the left leg!
shield (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the left leg!
You close your eyes a moment, concentrating on manifesting your inner light into an outward halo. A moment later, a steady halo of soft golden light begins emanating from you.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) 72 light damage +! to the left leg!
57 light damage +! to the left leg!
75 light damage +! to the left leg!
45 light damage +! to the left leg!
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 67 slash + 10 alchemical damage to the left foot!
A shambling bloated corpse falls to the ground!
A shambling bloated corpse is stunned!
buckler (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
falchion (+*****) 10 hack + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (+*****) 24 pierce damage + to the chest!
shield (+*****) 8 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the right foot!
A sleek white warhorse with a star on its forehead attacks a shambling bloated corpse with its hoof kick!
hoof kick (+*****) 34 crush damage to the left arm!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 603
You loudly yell, "I am best served grilled over an open flaaaaaaaame."
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (------) 1 bludgeon damage -- to the right leg, greatly deflected by some elegant steel plate greaves.
The halo of light surrounding you brightens momentarily.
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 603
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 31 slash + 4 alchemical damage to the abdomen!
buckler (++++++) 21 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right arm!
falchion (+*****) 93 hack + 13 alchemical damage to the right hand!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (-) 46 pierce damage + to the back!
shield (++++++) 3 crush + 1 alchemical damage - to the right leg!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) Dodged!
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Chione with its unarmed strikes!
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 32 hack + 4 alchemical damage to the left arm!
buckler (+*****) 5 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the head!
falchion (+*****) 29 slash + 4 alchemical damage to the right arm!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
shield (+*****) 15 crush + 1 alchemical damage - to the right arm!
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints a shambling bloated corpse. (=) Dodged!
A shambling bloated corpse just arrived.
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
fist (--) 1 bludgeon damage -- to the right leg, greatly deflected by some elegant steel plate greaves.
** Aegeus intercepts an incoming attack on you! **
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Aegeus with its unarmed strikes!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 605
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
buckler (+*****) 2 crush + 1 alchemical damage to the right foot!
falchion (+*****) 23 slash + 3 alchemical damage to the left leg!
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
shield (+*****) 6 crush + 1 alchemical damage + to the abdomen!
A sleek white warhorse with a star on its forehead attacks a shambling bloated corpse with its hoof kick!
hoof kick (++) 34 crush damage to the chest!
A shambling bloated corpse falls to the ground!
A shambling bloated corpse is stunned!
A blazing disc of light bursts from your palm.
A blazing disc of light soars toward a shambling bloated corpse. (+*****) 160 light damage +! to the left arm!
A shambling bloated corpse is struck by a ricocheting disc of light!
185 light damage +! to the left leg!
** A shambling bloated corpse falls unconscious!
A shambling bloated corpse attacks Chione with its unarmed strikes!
Wait 1 second. Queuing following command: cast 605
Chione attacks a shambling bloated corpse with her iron falchion (scuffed) and steel-bossed round buckler!
falchion (+*****) 75 hack + 11 alchemical damage to the chest!
Jagged gash in the chest exposes vital organs.
A shambling bloated corpse has been defeated.
Aegeus attacks a shambling bloated corpse with his slim-bladed dark cobalt spear and exquisite steel shield!
spear (++) 24 pierce damage + to the right hand!
A blazing disc of light bursts from your palm.
A blazing disc of light soars toward a shambling bloated corpse. (++++) 177 light damage +! to the right arm!
Aegeus asks, his voice muffled by a greathelm, "Did that actually... work?"
Re: For Humor
Of course it worked, why do you think I do it
"I don't think we're ever going to find out what is going on with these canim, where are they coming from?!"
Kent arrives from the southeast.
Kent hugs you.
say um
You say, "Um."
a Mistral Lake sentry arrives from the east, armor clanking.
Kent heads north.
Kent arrives from the southeast.
Kent hugs you.
say um
You say, "Um."
a Mistral Lake sentry arrives from the east, armor clanking.
Kent heads north.
Re: For Humor
When angry IC....
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Something I'm going to run the next person i see through with."]
The loud, echoing boom of thunder assaults your ears.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Something I'm going to run the next person i see through with."]
The loud, echoing boom of thunder assaults your ears.
[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
Re: For Humor
You accept the offer and are now holding some gleaming celestium horseshoes.
You carefully examine some gleaming celestium horseshoes in your left hand...
Superbly, made with combat in mind. These horseshoes have been engraved with the mark of Malia from the Untaise Clan. Though the etching and designs around the shoes look intricate, its overall form is quite sturdy and was made to last a lifetime, perhaps more.
It is a small item, mainly made of celestium.
It can be worn in the shoes inventory slot.
You whistle, impressed.
You amusedly say, "This is the first time I held celestium."
A sudden, loud crack of thunder rolls across the land.
Yes, momentus occasions should be met with such statements.
You carefully examine some gleaming celestium horseshoes in your left hand...
Superbly, made with combat in mind. These horseshoes have been engraved with the mark of Malia from the Untaise Clan. Though the etching and designs around the shoes look intricate, its overall form is quite sturdy and was made to last a lifetime, perhaps more.
It is a small item, mainly made of celestium.
It can be worn in the shoes inventory slot.
You whistle, impressed.
You amusedly say, "This is the first time I held celestium."
A sudden, loud crack of thunder rolls across the land.
Yes, momentus occasions should be met with such statements.
Re: For Humor
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Its only a single bison. Can't you handle it?"]
You hear the deep, echoing toll of a bell in your mind. Your vision ripples as an image briefly forms in your mind's eye:
The area consists of semiarid grassy dirt flat plains.
The mental image fades, leaving your vision clear once again.
(You can use the esp rescue command to send a pulse of your personal ESP color in response, in order to alert the dead that you're attempting to rescue them.)
(You recognize that as the Shadgard Plains area.)
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "I'll take that as a no."]
You hear the deep, echoing toll of a bell in your mind. Your vision ripples as an image briefly forms in your mind's eye:
The area consists of semiarid grassy dirt flat plains.
The mental image fades, leaving your vision clear once again.
(You can use the esp rescue command to send a pulse of your personal ESP color in response, in order to alert the dead that you're attempting to rescue them.)
(You recognize that as the Shadgard Plains area.)
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "I'll take that as a no."]
[CHAT - GameMaster Uyoku Had Pizza For Dinner]: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does. Skittering, up the walls, meowing cute while showing off its claws, it is the creepy spidercat.
Re: For Humor
Man...can I just hate you all for like 5 seconds of my life?
The post worker shuffles through some papers for a few moments, nods, and retrieves a package from behind the desk. "Here you go," she says as she hands you the package. "You've still got more incoming mail waiting to be picked up. Check with me again when you want it."
You open a package.
In the package you see a chocolate covered strawberry, a parchment memo and a nicked oak box (open).
There is a little bit of room left in the package.
You remove a parchment memo from the package in your right hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
==========
We love ya, Artie. You're sweet, really you are.
==========
You remove a chocolate covered strawberry from the package in your right hand.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Well, now I love mail."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "There's something really sweet and made me smile in one of them."]
You put a chocolate covered strawberry into your rippled jade copper vasculum painted with comfrey flowers.
You beam happily!
[CHAT - Chariot]: *nominate nonnamed*
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "What was t?"]
In the nicked oak box you see a medium stone and a polished fir lockbox (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the nicked oak box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "A lovely strawberry."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...a stone...the hell?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Strawberrystone?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And a sweet letter saying I was sweet...how do I ponder this guys?"]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Stoneberry."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "Someone certainly appreiates you, deep-mauve!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "So basically...am I as sweet as a sour strawberry, or do they want to throw this completely ordinary stone at me and disguise the strawberry outside the pack?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "I believe you are sweet as a strawberry, deep mauve!"]
In the polished fir lockbox you see a parchment memo, a turnip seed and a square cedar box (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the polished fir lockbox.
You remove a turnip seed from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You put a turnip seed into your forest-green oiled leather rucksack.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And in the lockbox...there's a...turnip seed...and another memo."]
You remove a parchment memo from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
==========
In this little piece of land, marily I'll go and stand. This humble seed I will sow and a turnip I will grow.
==========
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Its sounds like we well, on our way, to a riddle!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And now it says: In this little piece of land, marily I'll go and stand. This humble seed I will sow and a turnip I will grow."]
You put a parchment memo in the rippled jade copper vasculum painted with comfrey flowers that you are wearing.
You remove a square cedar box from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You put a polished fir lockbox in the wooden trash barrel that is in the room.
You open a square cedar box.
In the square cedar box you see a deep porcelain teacup and a nicked dogwood lockbox (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the square cedar box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...inside the third box inside the second box...is yet another box and...a teacup."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "A completely empty and beautiful teacup."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Wow, lots of surprises inside surprises."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Is there a fourth box?"]
You open a nicked dogwood lockbox.
In the nicked dogwood lockbox you see some potent ground stems of thistleweed (x2) and a square oak chest (closed).
There is some room left in the nicked dogwood lockbox.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Inside the lockbox are...two portions of well ground thistleweed..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And yet another box."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "What lockbox?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You a locksmith now?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Now that's insulting."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "No...someone's playing a really weird box inside the box game with me in the mail."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Ah."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Did they put underpants in the-."]
In the square oak chest you see a parchment memo and a weathered walnut box (closed).
There is some room left in the square oak chest.
You remove a parchment memo from the square oak chest in your left hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
==========
There is no glory to be found in your cheeses.
in fruit-born diseases.
while you read this an old man wheezes.
and from someone's bottom come fragrant breezes,
==========
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "The memo said: There is no glory to be found in your cheeses. in fruit-born diseases. while you read this an old man wheezes. and from someone's bottom come fragrant breezes,."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "How poetic!"]
You open a weathered walnut box.
In the weathered walnut box you see an untreated gray linen bandage and a sturdy pine chest (closed).
There is plenty of room left in the weathered walnut box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Did we all huff a resen mold today?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "It's not the bottom...there's a clean bandage and another chest inside..."]
You open a sturdy pine chest.
In the sturdy pine chest you see a single smelly sock with a hole in the toe and a worn wood strongbox (closed).
There is plenty of room left in the sturdy pine chest.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "With a completely holy torn single smelly sock inside...and another chest."]
You open a worn wood strongbox.
In the worn wood strongbox you see a chocolate and onions pie.
There is plenty of room left in the worn wood strongbox.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...the ultimate chocolate and onions pie in the very last box...fine, I'll just eat the pie for the morning."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Oh, a pie? Must be your favourite."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "I got a revenge for my special delight I see...in a very crafty way...alright, I'll swallow it.*defeated*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Poor wee Artie!"]
You take a bite of your chocolate and onions pie.
The flavor is enhanced by a hint of chocolate and onions.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "*dreaded*...well, it was raw onion stuff inside the pie uncooked..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Alright there goes morning..."]
You eat your chocolate and onions pie, finishing it off in one go.
The flavor is enhanced by a hint of chocolate and onions.
Your hunger is fully satisfied.
You lie down.
You sit up.
You inhale sharply.
You slowly empty your lungs.
You think to yourself, "Who the heck put so much effort into sending me all these boxes just to...be vengeful for the onion pie? Crafty, I give them that, though the pie is...um...well."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Well, at least now we're even, aren't we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Everyone wins...I lose. I'll just go make my morning humble now."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Artie, we got ya! *amusement*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Do we get a prize for winning?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Who is we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "I'm going to assume, everyone but deep-mauve is we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "The... I dunno, the gang of ultimate pranksters minus Artus."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Poor little arty defeated completely by a vengeful party. Uh well..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "What do you need for the prize?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "You did it, then? Nice."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of bright-yellow followed by, "I am me, but in a group i might be a we."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "The feeling of revenge was enough."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "You'll see...I have a very big prize waiting..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Greetings, Artus."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Hello kent...*distressed*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You might want to scold Emerald as well, she gave us the idea."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "No need to be distressed, Artus, I'm not looking to borrow money."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Alright so you guys planned to do all this together?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Could i come over to ask a question, though?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You're still catching on? Of course we did."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "I have...a mountain of pies to make."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Eat them yourself, I don't need them."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "May i help you bake some pies, deep-mauve?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Gun, next time you're dead...someone pass the mess along."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Artus, could i come over to ask a question?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "You may but...I don't promise my sanity."]
The post worker shuffles through some papers for a few moments, nods, and retrieves a package from behind the desk. "Here you go," she says as she hands you the package. "You've still got more incoming mail waiting to be picked up. Check with me again when you want it."
You open a package.
In the package you see a chocolate covered strawberry, a parchment memo and a nicked oak box (open).
There is a little bit of room left in the package.
You remove a parchment memo from the package in your right hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
==========
We love ya, Artie. You're sweet, really you are.
==========
You remove a chocolate covered strawberry from the package in your right hand.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Well, now I love mail."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "There's something really sweet and made me smile in one of them."]
You put a chocolate covered strawberry into your rippled jade copper vasculum painted with comfrey flowers.
You beam happily!
[CHAT - Chariot]: *nominate nonnamed*
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "What was t?"]
In the nicked oak box you see a medium stone and a polished fir lockbox (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the nicked oak box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "A lovely strawberry."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...a stone...the hell?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Strawberrystone?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And a sweet letter saying I was sweet...how do I ponder this guys?"]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Stoneberry."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "Someone certainly appreiates you, deep-mauve!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "So basically...am I as sweet as a sour strawberry, or do they want to throw this completely ordinary stone at me and disguise the strawberry outside the pack?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of imperial-blue followed by, "I believe you are sweet as a strawberry, deep mauve!"]
In the polished fir lockbox you see a parchment memo, a turnip seed and a square cedar box (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the polished fir lockbox.
You remove a turnip seed from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You put a turnip seed into your forest-green oiled leather rucksack.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And in the lockbox...there's a...turnip seed...and another memo."]
You remove a parchment memo from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
==========
In this little piece of land, marily I'll go and stand. This humble seed I will sow and a turnip I will grow.
==========
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Its sounds like we well, on our way, to a riddle!"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And now it says: In this little piece of land, marily I'll go and stand. This humble seed I will sow and a turnip I will grow."]
You put a parchment memo in the rippled jade copper vasculum painted with comfrey flowers that you are wearing.
You remove a square cedar box from the polished fir lockbox in your right hand.
You put a polished fir lockbox in the wooden trash barrel that is in the room.
You open a square cedar box.
In the square cedar box you see a deep porcelain teacup and a nicked dogwood lockbox (closed).
There is a little bit of room left in the square cedar box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...inside the third box inside the second box...is yet another box and...a teacup."]
You feel strained as you attempt to send your thoughts through your small clear crystal pendant.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "A completely empty and beautiful teacup."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Wow, lots of surprises inside surprises."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Is there a fourth box?"]
You open a nicked dogwood lockbox.
In the nicked dogwood lockbox you see some potent ground stems of thistleweed (x2) and a square oak chest (closed).
There is some room left in the nicked dogwood lockbox.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Inside the lockbox are...two portions of well ground thistleweed..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And yet another box."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "What lockbox?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You a locksmith now?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Now that's insulting."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "No...someone's playing a really weird box inside the box game with me in the mail."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Ah."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Did they put underpants in the-."]
In the square oak chest you see a parchment memo and a weathered walnut box (closed).
There is some room left in the square oak chest.
You remove a parchment memo from the square oak chest in your left hand.
You read the Common Letters written on a parchment memo:
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There is no glory to be found in your cheeses.
in fruit-born diseases.
while you read this an old man wheezes.
and from someone's bottom come fragrant breezes,
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[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "The memo said: There is no glory to be found in your cheeses. in fruit-born diseases. while you read this an old man wheezes. and from someone's bottom come fragrant breezes,."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "How poetic!"]
You open a weathered walnut box.
In the weathered walnut box you see an untreated gray linen bandage and a sturdy pine chest (closed).
There is plenty of room left in the weathered walnut box.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-cerise followed by, "Did we all huff a resen mold today?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "It's not the bottom...there's a clean bandage and another chest inside..."]
You open a sturdy pine chest.
In the sturdy pine chest you see a single smelly sock with a hole in the toe and a worn wood strongbox (closed).
There is plenty of room left in the sturdy pine chest.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "With a completely holy torn single smelly sock inside...and another chest."]
You open a worn wood strongbox.
In the worn wood strongbox you see a chocolate and onions pie.
There is plenty of room left in the worn wood strongbox.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "And...the ultimate chocolate and onions pie in the very last box...fine, I'll just eat the pie for the morning."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Oh, a pie? Must be your favourite."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "I got a revenge for my special delight I see...in a very crafty way...alright, I'll swallow it.*defeated*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Poor wee Artie!"]
You take a bite of your chocolate and onions pie.
The flavor is enhanced by a hint of chocolate and onions.
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "*dreaded*...well, it was raw onion stuff inside the pie uncooked..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Alright there goes morning..."]
You eat your chocolate and onions pie, finishing it off in one go.
The flavor is enhanced by a hint of chocolate and onions.
Your hunger is fully satisfied.
You lie down.
You sit up.
You inhale sharply.
You slowly empty your lungs.
You think to yourself, "Who the heck put so much effort into sending me all these boxes just to...be vengeful for the onion pie? Crafty, I give them that, though the pie is...um...well."
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Well, at least now we're even, aren't we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Everyone wins...I lose. I'll just go make my morning humble now."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Artie, we got ya! *amusement*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "Do we get a prize for winning?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "Who is we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "I'm going to assume, everyone but deep-mauve is we?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "The... I dunno, the gang of ultimate pranksters minus Artus."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Poor little arty defeated completely by a vengeful party. Uh well..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "What do you need for the prize?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of seashell followed by, "You did it, then? Nice."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of bright-yellow followed by, "I am me, but in a group i might be a we."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "The feeling of revenge was enough."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "You'll see...I have a very big prize waiting..."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Greetings, Artus."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Hello kent...*distressed*."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You might want to scold Emerald as well, she gave us the idea."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "No need to be distressed, Artus, I'm not looking to borrow money."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Alright so you guys planned to do all this together?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Could i come over to ask a question, though?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "You're still catching on? Of course we did."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "I have...a mountain of pies to make."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of parren-blue followed by, "Eat them yourself, I don't need them."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gray followed by, "May i help you bake some pies, deep-mauve?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "Gun, next time you're dead...someone pass the mess along."]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of gunmetal-gray followed by, "Artus, could i come over to ask a question?"]
[You sense a dull gray light with a hint of deep-mauve followed by, "You may but...I don't promise my sanity."]
[CHAT - Event Staff Uyoku likes NOM NOM NOM food]: You are holding a pepper-grilled Uyoku in your right hand.
This GM has been peppered and grillef over an open flame to a juicy perfection.
This GM has been peppered and grillef over an open flame to a juicy perfection.
Re: For Humor
The things you hear on the streets. Also, first humor post since the game came up. I win:
Echlin arrives from the north.
1 woman follows.
::SAY:: Speaking to Echlin, Shailah brightly says, "I think we did all of the places."
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Re: For Humor
Oh, how she makes me laugh...
Echlin distractedly calls, "Remove!"
Echlin did nothing like that.
Aegeus blinks at Echlin.
Echlin distractedly calls, "Remove!"
Echlin did nothing like that.
Aegeus blinks at Echlin.