For Humor
l cube
(This cube is the first prototype of the new item script system that Jirato developed. When poked, it flies into the air and spews forth fireballs.)
EAvd>
Evelyn says, "Don't poke the cube."
Evelyn nods.
poke cube
You poke your cube, which suddenly flies out of your hand!
A thundrous, fiery blast issues forth from the point of impact!
Evelyn is sent hurtling northeastward!
EAvd>
[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Hehehe ow
(This cube is the first prototype of the new item script system that Jirato developed. When poked, it flies into the air and spews forth fireballs.)
EAvd>
Evelyn says, "Don't poke the cube."
Evelyn nods.
poke cube
You poke your cube, which suddenly flies out of your hand!
A thundrous, fiery blast issues forth from the point of impact!
Evelyn is sent hurtling northeastward!
EAvd>
[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Hehehe ow
(Alexander clenches a fist momentarily, then stops and calms himself with visible effort.)
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
hurl
(energy -3)
You hurl a blackberry tart at Lae!!
A blackberry tart hurtles toward Lae! (R:231 vs D:288)
0 squashy damage to the chest!
Lae is covered in splattered pie!
Roundtime: 4 seconds.
(energy -3)
You hurl a blackberry tart at Lae!!
A blackberry tart hurtles toward Lae! (R:231 vs D:288)
0 squashy damage to the chest!
Lae is covered in splattered pie!
Roundtime: 4 seconds.
(Alexander clenches a fist momentarily, then stops and calms himself with visible effort.)
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
Alexander says, his voice muffled by an exquisite iron greathelm, "I have found my calling. I am a piethrower."
http://i.imgur.com/SuO0Fej.gif
[FROM Rias (OOC)]: Jaster can now pick the lock on your bathroom door. I don't want any more details on that bug report.
You ask, "Are we there yet?"
Bryce angrily says, "I will turn this horse RIGHT AROUND."
Speaking to you, Jaster exclaims, "Compassion, Sister Lae!"
[FROM Rias (OOC)]: Jaster can now pick the lock on your bathroom door. I don't want any more details on that bug report.
You ask, "Are we there yet?"
Bryce angrily says, "I will turn this horse RIGHT AROUND."
Speaking to you, Jaster exclaims, "Compassion, Sister Lae!"
scharge
You hold your ancient iron kite shield engraved with the symbol of a burning torch in front of you and charge at Jirato! (Off: 2580 vs Def: 50099)
10 crush damage to the right eye!
You knock Jirato knock flat!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
E(t)Eng>
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints Jirato. (R:3220 vs D:100)
22 light damage to the chest!
10 light damage to the chest!
19 light damage to the chest!
Several broken ribs driven into the chest! Shish-ka-Jirato.
*** Jirato falls to the ground, defeated!
A pair of medics run in, heave Jirato's body onto a stretcher, and rush off to the infirmary.
*** Jirato was just defeated by Alexander at River Crossing!
(energy -10)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
[OOC - GM Jirato]: Todo: Nerf Templar.
You hold your ancient iron kite shield engraved with the symbol of a burning torch in front of you and charge at Jirato! (Off: 2580 vs Def: 50099)
10 crush damage to the right eye!
You knock Jirato knock flat!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
E(t)Eng>
A searing beam of light bursts from your palm.
A searing beam of light pinpoints Jirato. (R:3220 vs D:100)
22 light damage to the chest!
10 light damage to the chest!
19 light damage to the chest!
Several broken ribs driven into the chest! Shish-ka-Jirato.
*** Jirato falls to the ground, defeated!
A pair of medics run in, heave Jirato's body onto a stretcher, and rush off to the infirmary.
*** Jirato was just defeated by Alexander at River Crossing!
(energy -10)
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
[OOC - GM Jirato]: Todo: Nerf Templar.
Last edited by Alexander on Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
(Alexander clenches a fist momentarily, then stops and calms himself with visible effort.)
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
[quote=Adalia][OOC - Acarin the Deceiver]: because bronze protects from thaum also
ANNOUNCEMENT: No it doesn't.[/quote]
Landion fills me with lies.
ANNOUNCEMENT: No it doesn't.[/quote]
Landion fills me with lies.
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
[OOC - Ameris]: Son of a frak.
* You hear a deep bell toll in your mind, followed by the name "Ameris."
Elma exclaims, "Let a woman rest, burn you!"
Elma hurls a bolt of flame at a limping infested merchant. Fireball hits the eyeball, vaporizing it and much more.
Note: Don't bother Elma while she's resting.
Elma hurls a bolt of flame at a limping infested merchant. Fireball hits the eyeball, vaporizing it and much more.
Note: Don't bother Elma while she's resting.
[Forest] (OutWldFrDt) [semiarid]
Coniferous trees dominate the area. Tall mountains rise abruptly to the east split by a narrow canyon.
The dim light lessens your vision slightly. The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice the corpse of Lysse (x5) and a shadowy black orb.
It is cold.
The area is filled with a deep snow.
Also here: [[Gad (moderately-armored, riding a gray warhorse, haloed by light)]].
Obvious paths: north (Pl), west (Pl), northwest (Pl), southwest (riverFr), south (riverFr).
Coniferous trees dominate the area. Tall mountains rise abruptly to the east split by a narrow canyon.
The dim light lessens your vision slightly. The area is mostly quiet.
You also notice the corpse of Lysse (x5) and a shadowy black orb.
It is cold.
The area is filled with a deep snow.
Also here: [[Gad (moderately-armored, riding a gray warhorse, haloed by light)]].
Obvious paths: north (Pl), west (Pl), northwest (Pl), southwest (riverFr), south (riverFr).
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
This was an amusing bug, there were multiple corpses of Lysse in every room. Poor Lysse.
Last edited by Zelie on Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Just to add the mental image... our meeting resulted in something ending up a bit malformed.
I think Ardor is selling buckets of acid, Slaidh.
I think Ardor is selling buckets of acid, Slaidh.
20:21:01 [CHAT - (a mysterious GM)]: With obvious effort, Zuki pries up a thick scale over a drakolin's chest! Zuki spearhand-strikes the soft, unprotected area under the scale! Heart ruptured, death follows immediately. A drakolin lets out a final bellow of rage and falls lifeless to the ground.
Drunk time is up. Lol. It was Taking Back Sunday "Tell All Your Friends" (I think...)
PS: No way in hell was it Kanye.
PS: No way in hell was it Kanye.
Last edited by Makkah on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
[Shadgard, Blacksmith Workyard] (OutUr) [semiarid]
A large furnace and bellows dominate one of the walls of this open-air workyard. A large, hammered copper plaque has been nailed to the wall. A doorway leads into the blacksmith shop.
A few people are milling about the area. The area is somewhat noisy. The area is particularly warm.
You also notice a sign, a handcart (being pulled by yourself), a standard slag-lump (x7) and a handcart (being pulled by Kenionatus).
It is cold.
The area is filled with a deep snow.
Also here: Kenionatus.
Obvious paths: out.
Speaking to Kenionatus, you say, your voice muffled by your white hooded greathelm, "Go away."
Speaking to you, Kenionatus says, "I want to melt."
Speaking to Kenionatus, you say, your voice muffled by your white hooded greathelm, "Then find yourself a pyromancer and hold still."
A large furnace and bellows dominate one of the walls of this open-air workyard. A large, hammered copper plaque has been nailed to the wall. A doorway leads into the blacksmith shop.
A few people are milling about the area. The area is somewhat noisy. The area is particularly warm.
You also notice a sign, a handcart (being pulled by yourself), a standard slag-lump (x7) and a handcart (being pulled by Kenionatus).
It is cold.
The area is filled with a deep snow.
Also here: Kenionatus.
Obvious paths: out.
Speaking to Kenionatus, you say, your voice muffled by your white hooded greathelm, "Go away."
Speaking to you, Kenionatus says, "I want to melt."
Speaking to Kenionatus, you say, your voice muffled by your white hooded greathelm, "Then find yourself a pyromancer and hold still."
"No one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good."
Plato
Plato
Rithiel offers to give you some twisted two-tone metal armbands.
You may accept or decline the offer.
Rithiel says, "Try now."
You accept the offer and are now holding some twisted two-tone metal armbands.
wear arm
Oops. That command execution failed. Please report this with the bug command using the following syntax: bug [bug info]
Example: bug I get an error when trying to use the LOAD verb with my flintlock.
Rithiel glances around frantically for somewhere to flee!
Rithiel just went into a black steel gate.
Rithiel just arrived.
You giggle!
Rithiel glances around frantically for somewhere to flee!
Rithiel just went east.
Poof!
Rithiel says, "No idea what just happened."
You say, "You must be scared of armbands."
You nod to Rithiel.
You offer to give some twisted two-tone metal armbands to Rithiel.
You may cancel if you wish to withdraw the offer.
Rithiel says, "Very."
You may accept or decline the offer.
Rithiel says, "Try now."
You accept the offer and are now holding some twisted two-tone metal armbands.
wear arm
Oops. That command execution failed. Please report this with the bug command using the following syntax: bug [bug info]
Example: bug I get an error when trying to use the LOAD verb with my flintlock.
Rithiel glances around frantically for somewhere to flee!
Rithiel just went into a black steel gate.
Rithiel just arrived.
You giggle!
Rithiel glances around frantically for somewhere to flee!
Rithiel just went east.
Poof!
Rithiel says, "No idea what just happened."
You say, "You must be scared of armbands."
You nod to Rithiel.
You offer to give some twisted two-tone metal armbands to Rithiel.
You may cancel if you wish to withdraw the offer.
Rithiel says, "Very."
It has been reaffirmed:Lae wrote:Alexander says, his voice muffled by an exquisite iron greathelm, "I have found my calling. I am a piethrower."
disarm arroz
You slash your gleaming celestium longsword toward Arrozar's right arm! (Off: 3013 vs Def: 228)
7 slash damage to the right arm!
With a twist of your wrists you manage to disarm him, sending his blackberry tart clattering to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
get tart
Arrozar sighs.
You pick up a blackberry tart.
hurl arroz
You hurl a blackberry tart at Arrozar!!
A blackberry tart hurtles toward Arrozar! (R:334 vs D:138)
0 squashy damage to the head!
Arrozar is covered in splattered pie!
Roundtime: 4 seconds.
(Alexander clenches a fist momentarily, then stops and calms himself with visible effort.)
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!
[FROM Eira (OOC)]: LET IT OUT, MAN!