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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Vampires. They always seem like they're oxegyn deprived.


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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: They cackle as well...

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: They have very pokey-outie mouths.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: They dissolve in the sun.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: On the bright side, they can defy gravity!

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: And they're immortal.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Guy vampires are pretty hot. Except for Edward Cullen. He sparkles. Vampires don't sparkle.

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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: They do if you cover them in body glitter.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: So that's how vampires are being represented?! With BODY GLITTER?!

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* Lae has left the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Vanhelsing is pretty hot as well. So is Thor. So is Captain America...

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Thor was hot even when he was a teenager.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Are you hyper Eliza?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Highly

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Mave says hi.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Hi Mave!

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: In Zelda Skyward Sword you can be a Thor-Link. In the end when you fight Ganondorf, you can call lightning upon your sword.

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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: But Thor uses a hammer. Not a sword.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I concur.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Apparently werewolves smell like wet dogs.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Never had the chance to smell one.

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]:

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Me either. You should smell Waywolf. See if she smells like wet dog.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: She does when wet.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Vanhelsing chokes girls. He's horrible.

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* Stuhilly has left the lands.

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: The monster.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I wonder if Master Cheif ever has to pee...But how would he get his suit off?

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Wot?

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Iunno who that is.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Oh wait, His suit has a filtering system

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: That's awesome

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want him suit.

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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: His suit is lame.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: You're lame!

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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: Nope. I'd rather have a standard issue M.I. suit of powered armor.

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: I bet he has a flap that opens so he can pee.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: No, He pees in his suit. Mave says so. He has a filtering system

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: lol

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Mave is a good artist.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need to make a cake.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need to make cupcakes.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: I liked your pictures.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need to make cupcakes with polar bears on them,

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need a real polar bear.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need a bear in general.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Just go around school with my pet bear.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: It might eat people.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Exactly what I was thinking.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Then I could make bone necklaces

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: holy crap, Eliza

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: ;D

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want to restle and aligator.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: have you gotten into the sudafed again?

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: lol

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Sudafed? I don't know what that is, but it sounds gross

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Too much soda pop?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I haven't had soda in 2 months. Wait, no. 2 weeks.

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* Ardor has joined the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: And I'm socially deprived

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Hey Ardor.

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: hi

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Oh! I never noticed, I am ze Svindler again?

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: You are!

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want to go to one of those places that you can wear some suit and go to that one place that you can get struck by electricity

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Why?

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: I think it's best not to ask.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Because it would be fuuuunnnn!!! And you wouldn't die either cause you'd be wearing a suit

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: You probably wouldn't feel anything either because of the suit

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: and it would smell of ozone

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Exactly.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need teach them how to feed. I'll go get thrown off the balcony now.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: But we don't have a balcony.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: So that wouldn't work.

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Getting defenestrated does not seem like fun at all

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I am your father.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: But i'm your mother, so that would work.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: And I'm your husband as well.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Can I have some of what you are on Eliza?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Oh I know. We went back in time and gave birth to ourselves.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: But then we would be in a cycle of having ourselves.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I hate time.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: father time?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need to put on deoderant

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I didn't go to school today.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Feed my darlings! FEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Eliza, how many fingers am I holding up?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Three.

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: None. But close

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I wish I was a cat.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I could be a spastic cat.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: lolwot?

[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: you ARE a spastic cat

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: No, i'm more of a spastic parrot.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I know Mave's password on CLOK

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I should hack into hers.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Wait no, I shouldn;t

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: That would be mean

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Ursine sounds like Urine.

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]:

[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: Not really.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Aw.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: ursine urine

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Now it needs changing.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Okay.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I suggested a sheep

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Did I?

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I don't even know what i'm doing

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: are you all hopped up on cold meds?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: You smell like Elderberries Kian.

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: just Eliza and probably more than cold meds with her

[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: He smells like fudge.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: We should add smell to people on CLOK

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: My mother was a Hamster

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: I have a smell... Rias often makes me "smelly"

[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: from the sweat and blood and armor, I guess

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: But he doesn't make you a specific smell.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: spearstank

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want to smell like my sister.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: She smells good.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want to smell like a cat.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Wait, no I don't

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: do you have a therapist?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: They smell like cat

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Nope. But my sister did.

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* Jaden has joined the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: She has problems.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I have problems

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need some water

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need some frosting.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need CHOCOLATE

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[OOC - Sporebane Kian]: You need a lot of things.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need sight

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need febreeze

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: You need a sedative.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I have sight.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need my lizard.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need a snake.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need animals.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I want my cat.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need my cat.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: my cat is calm.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: My cat's fur smells like outside.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: My sister once licked a cat.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: ...shh

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: O.O

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* Stuhilly has joined the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: o.o

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: Okay, which one of you broke Elizamore?

[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: without the e

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I need ductape

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Mave broke me.

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: what did she do?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: She hit me in the head one too many times

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Blame her.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I seem quiet

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: if only

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Am I quiet?

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: You're quiet.

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[OOC - Ardor ze Svindler]: not at all

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm hyper.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I've been on for 1 hour 11 minutes

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Have I been doing this for 1 hour 11 minutes?

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: Don't we know it.

* Lae has joined the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I've done 4671 lines

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: That's a lot

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: of meth?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: It's 2:18 here

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I don't do drug

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: west coast hippy

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: *drugs

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[OOC - Ursine Evelyn]: lol spear

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm not a hippy.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm a potato

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Duuuhhhhhh

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: Boise?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I travel to boise every year.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: more than once.

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: y?

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I go to visit my dad. He lives in utah.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm a cat

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: ah

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm a parrot

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I'm a potato parrot cat

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: What about carrots?

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: do you guys like carrots?

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: I like carrots.

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: But I don't like cooked carrots

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Woah I'm up to 4755 lines!!!!!

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Let's keep going!

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Until ONE MILLION O.I

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: People say I cackle

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Do I cackle?

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: You wouldn't know

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: unless I came through our computer screem

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* Kian has left the lands.

[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: *screen

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[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Then I would be like the grudge girl

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chat Then I would be like, "GIVE ME ALL YOUR CANDEH"
[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Then I would be like, "GIVE ME ALL YOUR CANDEH"


[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Then you guys would be soooooooooooo scared

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: look what you did

[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: you made Kian log off


[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: That you would give me all of your candeh

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: wih your jibba jabba

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chat Jibba Jabba
[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: Jibba Jabba

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chat That's fun to say
[OOC - Outcast Elizamor]: That's fun to say

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[OOC - Spearhead for hire]: inorite

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Your karma is too low, and you are temporarily unable to use OOC chat until your karma rises again over time. Maybe you should try being nicer!

Probably not the proper area of the forums for this.

happy eliza?

I'm very happy Mave.

Moved to General Socialization. Please try to post on the appropriate board.

Okay.