Joster seems like such a miscreant, making an old man lose his stones.

Whoever that character was inspired by should be totally ashamed of themself!

Also. #nailedit

My script said there was a bomb on that bus. But they left the part out where Keanu says, "I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on tense experiences never work." Now I have purple tongue (and there's a dead kid). https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/petscop/images/5/5c/Image27.p...

Did you check inside the buildings in Tarueka Town or at the farm? If I recall, the infested will gather indoors there during cold weather, but you'll probably need to bring friends.

Edit: Nvm, I see they gave you task for the ENVIRONS, so you probably wouldn't get credit.

Bryce wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:30 pm I'm just an ornery old person

Myth confirmed. Bryce is Kent.

This used to be a thing for dirty tricks, too. Most of them were installed with a timer to prevent spamming them over and over on the same target. Why is this still not a thing for every ability with the potential to "lock" other PCs?

I believe this is do to the signed cookie accords of 2015. The ancient god of the Snickerdoodles forbade the use of any head-wear that made use of the brigandine style. Perhaps because it mirrored the image of the God of Healthy Bran Cookies whos scaled leathery visage is loathed throughout the lan...

How'd he get so muscular using a shortbow?

I would argue that the chest should be more vulnerable, considering it houses your vital organs. This is the whole reason breast plates existed (and modern day ballistic armor, which in its most basic iterations only covers the area from the diaphragm/bottom of the ribcage to the bottom of the colla...

Also, please transmit bathroom sounds to the room outside of water closets.

"A sound reaches your ears emitted from the water closet to the north. *SplOosH!*
You hear someone whisper, 'That was a gift.'
You mumble, 'That's a dead kid.'"

Red and green are confusing for color-blind characters.

I'm a healthcare provider, and our local and state health departments have all but denied our clinic access to testing for my patients, even though commercial laboratory testing is available in our area. This has basically been the conversation: "Well, you can't test anyone without our permissi...

If only I had a riln or two for every time I had a slight tainting. So rich.

It should also have a small chance to rip off your fingers, because you're moving your hand so fast.

Other than not having to be prepared for combat by having your weapon in hand, and looking like a badass, what would be the benefit of this?

Nailed it.

I cast my vote for wolverine fire breath.

Probaby not, I'd hate to overshadow all of the other talented storytellers and performers. Sorry, adoring fans! If you must get your fix, however, you can always search for the historical record of the second-ever telling of the Legend of the Frigid Cuirass on this very BBS. A bit primitive, yes, bu...

For Social Justice!!!

In the context of consistency between crafting systems your suggestion makes sense, but you framed your initial argument within the context of realism. The metal in the arrow is small and the large part of the force is born by the shaft, not the head, so it would be a totally realistic change I also...

What's the purpose? Aesthetics? You're not really saying WHY you want this feature, other than "because I can make other stuff out of it" (paraphrase), which is not a very arguable point considering that there would be no functional difference. I would say the opposite; it's not realistic ...

I thought it was obvious I was speaking in hyperbole and generalizing. My character also is not overly combat focused. The point was that people gravitate towards characters that they subjectively view as more desirable to play, and less people are attracted to the healer class than most others. I f...

The numbers show that people don't want to play monks I think this is the core of the issue, and that this can be extrapolated to many other games of various genres: The majority of players generally have less interest in playing healer characters than other arguably more interesting or subjectivel...

Fun fact: My first character accidentally became a monk. If I logged onto him today, it would be like starting a new character (who happens to already be a monk). You can basically thank him for the existence of Jaster. I don't play him, because I don't like to play healers. I'm a "healer"...

I always did prefer the simplicity of using hard coded speech and socials, to me that has seemed to flow better as opposed to waiting on someone to type out an elaborate emote. I mean, anyone who has been regaled with The Legend of the Frigid Cuirass knows the power of the spoken word. :D This is wh...