I'm totally edgy.

I have some good stuff. My collection of firestones. Kent's skinning knives. Several guild specific items, not of my guild (epic). My sweet Faewyr cloak. All my fancy jewelry. My pocketwatch. And a certain notorious (legendary?) dual-feathered hat, though Sethen has that now. Oh, and I almost forgot...

I guess I don't keel enough stuff.

I don't think I've ever noticed anything disappear.

Anyone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding of the janitor is that it works based on the "area" people are in. So as long as you are killing things in the infested caravan area, corpses shouldn't disappear in the infested caravan area. If you're hunting in the big wil...

Hey, it's business as usual for me. Even when people KNOW I'm around, they still forget to close things eventually. I just can't lose! But that isn't the issue. The issue is that people OOCly know I'm the only PC online who would be stealing something, and so automatically blame me ICly (You ain't g...

Nobody blames me unless they see me on the who list. Then I get blamed for everything. Who stole mum's freshly baked apple pie, set out to cool on the window seal? Who stole Kent's skinning knives? Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who stole Lae's heart? My BaBy, WhO StOLE My bAbY?!!?! Answ...

Yup... that really just happened. You lock a thick pine door. You hear the scratching of tiny clawed feet skitter across the floor. [Jaster's Private Home] (InUr) This small wooden home consists of a single squarish room, its pine walls a faded grayish tinge. A small window near the front door does ...

Not that this has to be said again, but wagons and carts are rented and don't belong to the character renting them. That's the whole reason there is no way for the common player to store them anywhere. And it seems to me that anybody who is nomadic or otherwise likes to stay in the wilderness probab...

Sounds like my kind of lad.

Orifice smuggling. Is that a wench in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

EDIT: Wait.. that reads worse than I thought it would. I mean smuggling things in orifices.. not smuggling wench orifices (orifici, orificees???)

You can't outrun the long arms of the... old guy.

That has a certain ring to it.

Ok.. just stick with me here.. how about..... the unnamed crossroads. Brilliant.

Yay for reading! I retract my post.

Seems we might just benefit from a confirmation prompt. Example: bug I typed "hurl pow faylen" and it hurled the poo at me instead! You entered: I typed "hurl pow faylen" and it hurled the poo at me instead! Type BUG CONFIRM to submit your bug report. Oh wait I meant "hurl p...

Did you try to target the archer with "target ar"? If so, maybe you accidentally added a w.

That's the problem with grinding skills I guess. It's "OOC" in most cases, and perception is one of the most grindy skills there is.

So you're not actively searching for the squirrels? Once one ambushes you and you know it is in the room, you can SEARCH the room to find it. You get a higher gain from searching and discovering the squirrel hidden as opposed to letting it continuously ambush you. Once you search and find one, you c...

I thought CLOK actually had a(n optional) mailing list at one point. Am I mistaken? (Totally possible this was another MUD (*winkkiyaaniwink*))

nod evelyn Jaster nods to Evelyn grin evelyn Jaster grins at Evelyn. say ::evelyn You're such a badass. Jaster says to Evelyn, "You're such a badass." or Emote crouches down to examine some tracks. Jaster crouches down to examine some tracks. Say i don't know what the hell this is. Jaster ...

PM me, bro, and let me regale you with "The Tale of Lord Winston and the Corvus Flatulance".

It's supposed to be mysterious and fantastical. They blew about on the winds of Corvus' underbelly. If you know what I mean.

Do they not accept 1 pound bars then? If they do, you could have cut 4 standard bars and ended up with 16 tiny bars all weighing precisely 1 pound. I know nothing of trader tasks, but I'm assuming it would be possible since you said they would accept 14 standard or 14 large bars as long as they have...

Until everyone is not on the same level again?

I hate that mentality. You get all this nice stuff, then you never use it because you're too damn scared you'll lose it.